BLaZe971 (11:03:00 PM): bah hah, funny story...i was looking in my 7th grade yearbook and under your picture i wrote "Italian Stalion" !!!
mj23btn (11:03:47 PM): no you didnt
BLaZe971 (11:04:00 PM): swear to god
mj23btn (11:04:27 PM): why?
mj23btn (11:04:40 PM): did you want to use me for my body?
BLaZe971 (11:04:41 PM): cuz that was what people called u at those pickup games ur dad did at balantine
mj23btn (11:04:45 PM): oh word
mj23btn (11:04:47 PM): my dad never did
mj23btn (11:04:50 PM): the coaches did though
BLaZe971 (11:04:54 PM): what
BLaZe971 (11:04:57 PM): whosa mah, what
BLaZe971 (11:05:00 PM): the kids did
BLaZe971 (11:05:15 PM): your dad ran the pickup games
mj23btn (11:05:20 PM): oh word
BLaZe971 (11:05:23 PM): kids called u italian stalion
mj23btn (11:05:27 PM): oh word
BLaZe971 (11:05:30 PM): and then that other kid people called action figure
BLaZe971 (11:05:36 PM): he really did look like an action figure
mj23btn (11:05:37 PM): shut up annie you just wanted on
mj23btn (11:05:41 PM): yeah i know
BLaZe971 (11:05:44 PM): i wrote that under his picture too
BLaZe971 (11:05:52 PM): lol haha, obviously i was into you
BLaZe971 (11:06:17 PM): that kid really did resemble an action figure

mj23btn (11:04:23 PM): is your icon hillary duff?
KOSSomeone (11:04:31 PM): yes
mj23btn (11:04:53 PM): hahha
mj23btn (11:04:54 PM): hahahahaha
mj23btn (11:05:10 PM): what possessed you to create the icon and write "ho" across her face?
KOSSomeone (11:05:20 PM): hmm i dunno
KOSSomeone (11:05:26 PM): i just decided to
KOSSomeone (11:05:27 PM): cause
KOSSomeone (11:05:36 PM): she's like
KOSSomeone (11:05:42 PM): acts like 10yrs old
KOSSomeone (11:07:12 PM): and everyone thinks she;s hot
mj23btn (11:07:50 PM): hahaha
mj23btn (11:07:52 PM): no they dont
mj23btn (11:07:58 PM): i saw that movie cheaper by the dozen
mj23btn (11:08:15 PM): i contemplated setting the screen on fire 4 or 5 times
mj23btn (11:08:16 PM): im fat
KOSSomeone (11:08:33 PM): lmao
KOSSomeone (11:08:34 PM): ahh
KOSSomeone (11:08:36 PM): ha
KOSSomeone (11:09:01 PM): we have hotter people at our school
KOSSomeone (11:09:05 PM): and we live in CT
KOSSomeone (11:09:06 PM): CT!

RoKaFeLa96 (8:59:22 PM): WOW dude
RoKaFeLa96 (8:59:42 PM): ive gotta question for ya
mj23btn (9:00:13 PM): k
RoKaFeLa96 (9:00:14 PM): why is bfayns s/n mercedes???
RoKaFeLa96 (9:00:20 PM): he dosent have one
mj23btn (9:00:21 PM): he likes them
RoKaFeLa96 (9:00:44 PM): haha thats like if my s/n was like ferrariguy69

CheerQT121989 (9:59:28 PM): ok g2g now byes
mj23btn (10:00:45 PM): toodles
mj23btn (10:00:49 PM): i love harrison
CheerQT121989 (10:00:58 PM): lol
CheerQT121989 (10:01:06 PM): that's straight

"It would be weird going into school rockin' a scarf... Well unless it was a gangsta scarf, with two glocks on it or something." -Jason Turbyfill

"Thats fresh baked man"

Its Christmas day, and I have a little chat with my 8 year old cousin... she has AIM - what has the world come to. Her screen name has been concealed because I know what kind of freaks are out there.... like Ian Burzynski.
lizy****** (9:02:36 PM): whats upi it's Aliza
mj23btn (9:02:50 PM): whats poppin louis (my nickname for her is Louis... don't ask)
lizy****** (9:03:01 PM): nothin
mj23btn (9:03:13 PM): what did you get for christmas?
lizy****** (9:03:19 PM): you
lizy****** (9:04:16 PM): I got alot of cool stuff
lizy****** (9:04:52 PM): are you there
mj23btn (9:05:17 PM): yes im here
lizy****** (9:05:17 PM): hello hello hello hello
mj23btn (9:05:18 PM): what did you get
lizy****** (9:05:32 PM): lots of cool stuff
mj23btn (9:06:08 PM): LIKE WHAT
mj23btn (9:12:40 PM): WHAT DID YOU GET?
mj23btn (9:12:45 PM): louis where did you go
lizy****** (9:13:05 PM): hell0oo
lizy****** (9:13:15 PM): hello
mj23btn (9:13:16 PM): what did u get for christmas!!!!!!!!!!!
lizy****** (9:13:41 PM): to much stuff
lizy****** (9:13:54 PM): to much to say
lizy****** (9:14:19 PM): more like to much to typ
mj23btn (9:14:46 PM): name two things
lizy****** (9:14:47 PM): tyep
mj23btn (9:14:49 PM): the two BEST things
lizy****** (9:16:13 PM): I have to go I have my boyfreind over
lizy****** (9:17:06 PM): are you there
mj23btn (9:17:14 PM): what
lizy****** (9:17:15 PM): hello
mj23btn (9:17:16 PM): hahahahahahahahahhaha
mj23btn (9:17:21 PM): just tell me your favorite present
mj23btn (9:17:22 PM): hahahaha
lizy****** (9:17:46 PM): invisible cads
lizy****** (9:17:57 PM): cards
mj23btn (9:18:03 PM): ?
mj23btn (9:18:12 PM): well yeah
mj23btn (9:18:15 PM): what else did u get?
lizy****** (9:18:31 PM): lip smaker
lizy****** (9:18:47 PM): I have to go bye
mj23btn (9:19:09 PM): oh boy louis
mj23btn (9:19:18 PM): you have a good night liza
lizy****** (9:19:28 PM): bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye\
mj23btn (9:19:40 PM): i thought your boyfriend was on his way over
lizy****** (9:20:27 PM): I am just kidding
lizy****** (9:21:14 PM): He is coming over tommow night
mj23btn (9:21:23 PM): ohhhhh
mj23btn (9:21:25 PM): alright
lizy****** (9:21:51 PM): bye bye bye bye
mj23btn (9:22:25 PM): yes yes
mj23btn (9:22:27 PM): i saw the bye's
lizy****** (9:22:36 PM): so
lizy****** (9:23:43 PM): bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye byebye bye bye bye bye bye bye

Christmas Day at 2:21am... Tom and Jonas are online... and so am I.
Squee143 (2:21:29 AM): what
mj23btn (2:21:39 AM): its 2:21 am on christmas day
mj23btn (2:21:40 AM): hahahaha
mj23btn (2:21:46 AM): AND YOU AND ME ARE BOTH AWAKE
mj23btn (2:21:47 AM): hahahahahahaha
Squee143 (2:22:36 AM): lol
Squee143 (2:22:39 AM): im always up
Squee143 (2:22:41 AM): doing
Squee143 (2:22:45 AM): pretty much nothing
mj23btn (2:24:06 AM): hahahaha
mj23btn (2:24:08 AM): tom
mj23btn (2:24:10 AM): do you realize
mj23btn (2:24:15 AM): its 2am on CHRISTMAS DAY
mj23btn (2:24:17 AM): and we're awake
mj23btn (2:24:17 AM): hahahaha
Squee143 (2:24:48 AM): omg i wonder if i have stuff in my stocking
mj23btn (2:25:32 AM): that would be straaaight
mj23btn (2:28:29 AM): hahaha
mj23btn (2:28:30 AM): HAHAHA

mj23btn (2:21:28 AM): ahhahahaha
GuitarMutt182 (2:21:37 AM): yo whats up dude
mj23btn (2:21:52 AM): its 2:21am
mj23btn (2:21:55 AM): on christmas eve
mj23btn (2:21:58 AM): and you're jewish
mj23btn (2:22:03 AM): and you're the only person online
mj23btn (2:22:05 AM): ahhahahahahahhaha
GuitarMutt182 (2:22:09 AM): ha yeah
mj23btn (2:24:27 AM): thats so nuts.
GuitarMutt182 (2:24:44 AM): haha incredibly
mj23btn (2:24:47 AM): like you're taking a protest to christmas by going online at 2:24am christmas eve
GuitarMutt182 (2:24:49 AM): but ur up and online to. and ur christian
mj23btn (2:24:57 AM): i know
mj23btn (2:24:59 AM): but like
mj23btn (2:24:59 AM): haha
mj23btn (2:25:04 AM): you KNOW nobody is gunna be on
mj23btn (2:25:06 AM): and you're on anyways
mj23btn (2:25:14 AM): youre not even on in normal time sometim
mj23btn (2:25:19 AM): then christmas eve
mj23btn (2:25:20 AM): you're like
mj23btn (2:25:23 AM): yeah im going online
mj23btn (2:25:24 AM): hahahahaha
GuitarMutt182 (2:25:01 AM): lol
OH MAN!

segcarter (11:02:21 PM): lolololololol
segcarter (11:02:26 PM): i hate lol
mj23btn (11:02:49 PM): hahahaha
mj23btn (11:02:57 PM): !
segcarter (11:03:13 PM): i like the added exclamation
mj23btn (11:03:24 PM): yeah
segcarter (11:03:47 PM): it adds a little somethin extra

Tnapz (2:51:52 PM): for what
mj23btn (2:51:52 PM): whatever
mj23btn (2:51:54 PM): i dunno
mj23btn (2:51:57 PM): carrying ice and stuff
Tnapz (2:52:03 PM): ohhh an ice bucket
mj23btn (2:52:04 PM): yeah
Tnapz (2:52:05 PM): sweet

Cjmswain (6:58:28 PM): russin
Cjmswain (6:58:30 PM): im straight

Jules1810 (12:42:05 AM): i need some sleep
Jules1810 (12:42:07 AM): NOW!
mj23btn (12:42:13 AM): before u go
Jules1810 (12:42:17 AM): mmm yes?
mj23btn (12:42:17 AM): i'd just like to say one thing..
mj23btn (12:42:26 AM): i just made a batch of 24 cookies.
Jules1810 (12:42:29 AM): of course
mj23btn (12:42:30 AM): like 5 minutes ago
Jules1810 (12:42:30 AM): WHAT
Jules1810 (12:42:32 AM): i hate u
mj23btn (12:42:34 AM): hahahaha
Jules1810 (12:42:37 AM): are they all gone
Jules1810 (12:42:41 AM): like
mj23btn (12:42:41 AM): haha no
Jules1810 (12:42:42 AM): consumed
mj23btn (12:42:44 AM): nope
Jules1810 (12:42:46 AM): damnit
Jules1810 (12:42:48 AM): what kind
mj23btn (12:42:48 AM): 23 left
mj23btn (12:42:52 AM): umm
Jules1810 (12:42:53 AM): LEMME GUESS CHOCOLATE CHI[P
mj23btn (12:42:57 AM): nope
Jules1810 (12:43:01 AM): ugh
Jules1810 (12:43:06 AM): what else is there
Jules1810 (12:43:09 AM): oatmeal?
Jules1810 (12:43:11 AM): sugar?
mj23btn (12:43:18 AM): pulvorones de canele
mj23btn (12:43:20 AM): !!
Jules1810 (12:43:23 AM): x-mas oriented with santa sprinkles? <---- AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Jules1810 (12:43:29 AM): pulvaWHO
mj23btn (12:43:33 AM): spanish cookies
mj23btn (12:43:43 AM): it means "cinnamon cookies" in spanish
Jules1810 (12:43:44 AM): para que!
mj23btn (12:43:50 AM): para viernes cultural!
Jules1810 (12:43:54 AM): OH SH*T
Jules1810 (12:43:56 AM): SH*T SH*T SH*T SH*T SH*T
Jules1810 (12:43:57 AM): SH*T SH*T
Jules1810 (12:43:58 AM): SH*T
Jules1810 (12:44:01 AM): SH*************************T
mj23btn (12:44:08 AM): yo prepare para viernes cultural en espanol cuatro!
Jules1810 (12:44:10 AM): i was supposed to buy CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM!
mj23btn (12:44:16 AM): so?
mj23btn (12:44:23 AM): get it tomorrow at patty's before school
mj23btn (12:44:26 AM): they sell a ton of ice cream
Jules1810 (12:44:46 AM): but i remembered that in my sleep last night i slepwalked into the freezer and ate it all then disposed o f the evidence
Jules1810 (12:44:51 AM): is that a good excuse for senor?
mj23btn (12:45:01 AM): hhaha
Jules1810 (12:45:01 AM): oh good point ill just get it at pattys!
mj23btn (12:45:04 AM): obv!
Jules1810 (12:45:12 AM): they sell gallons!?
mj23btn (12:45:16 AM): half gallons
Jules1810 (12:45:29 AM): damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Jules1810 (12:45:32 AM): it
mj23btn (12:45:35 AM): so buy two....
Jules1810 (12:45:43 AM): yeah but i dont have the money for that brett
Jules1810 (12:45:45 AM): cmon!
mj23btn (12:45:49 AM): its 3.50 a piece
Jules1810 (12:45:52 AM): hahaha
Jules1810 (12:45:56 AM): you like know the exact change

I was reading the pillow talk page when I came across the following quote by Julie, and it was so funny I just needed to share it with her once again.
mj23btn (12:38:23 AM): Jules1810 (8:57:54 PM): if i didnt care than i would be dating the mule next door
mj23btn (12:38:24 AM): hahahahahaha
Jules1810 (12:38:26 AM): hahahahahahahaha
mj23btn (12:38:27 AM): thats sooooooo coool
mj23btn (12:38:28 AM): hahahahaha
mj23btn (12:38:28 AM): wow
Jules1810 (12:38:30 AM): how outrageous
mj23btn (12:38:30 AM): hahahahahaha
mj23btn (12:38:34 AM): the mule next door!
mj23btn (12:38:35 AM): hahahaha
Jules1810 (12:38:37 AM): like there isnt even anything written around it
mj23btn (12:38:41 AM): i know!
mj23btn (12:38:44 AM): thats why its funny though
Jules1810 (12:38:44 AM): people must think i date horses in my free time

Zoneman5000 (10:37:43 PM): yo im out for now......i will catch u tomorrow at p stat and we will take care of business (i.e mista blaaaang)

Anthony Armeno: "that sucks, i know how much you like meatballs"
Rusate: "yeah i know"
Me: "they're balls of meat, whats not to love?"

"SPREAD IT WITH A SPATULA"
-Mister Bling

bnapoli.com reaches all the way to Ohio State University!
mj23btn (9:29:47 PM): hey hows it goin
mj23btn (9:29:52 PM): matt's sister right?
Spane00 (9:29:56 PM): haha hey, yeah
Spane00 (9:30:32 PM): your page is OUT of control lol
mj23btn (9:30:42 PM): hahaha
mj23btn (9:30:48 PM): out of control like.. you dont like it
mj23btn (9:30:53 PM): or out of control like its awesome
Spane00 (9:31:13 PM): out of control like i LOVE it. i know how retarded my brothers friends are so it makes alot of sense'
Spane00 (9:31:22 PM): and yes, my entire family is a bunch of indians

I bought this watch off ebay.. ironically the seller's name is "Mister Bling" and we decide to have a field day with it.
Zoneman5000 (10:11:53 PM): i think i might order one right now
mj23btn (10:12:01 PM): oh wait
mj23btn (10:12:02 PM): its red?!
Zoneman5000 (10:12:08 PM): yea dude
mj23btn (10:12:09 PM): thats aewsome
mj23btn (10:12:09 PM): hahahaha
mj23btn (10:12:17 PM): its the same as mine almost
mj23btn (10:12:20 PM): well
mj23btn (10:12:24 PM): wait till i get mine first
Zoneman5000 (10:12:33 PM): yea im gonna
mj23btn (10:12:40 PM): i'll have it monday for sure
mj23btn (10:12:41 PM): if i dont
Zoneman5000 (10:12:44 PM): mista blaaaaang
mj23btn (10:12:49 PM): im flying to compton to pound this guy
Zoneman5000 (10:13:05 PM): hell yeah.......heres how u will spot him.......
mj23btn (10:13:46 PM): the biggest hair
mj23btn (10:13:48 PM): with the illest ice
Zoneman5000 (10:13:48 PM): he will be rockin' a pinwheel with a knee length white teeshirt some fake ice sippin on some malt liquor............................................wait everyone in compton will look like that

mj23btn (7:33:53 PM): ALGAE CHROMOSOMES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SEDIMENTARY CONCLUSIONARY TACTIC. HOW SCIENTIFIC
Cjmswain (7:34:11 PM): AHAHAHAHAHA
Cjmswain (7:34:49 PM): THE ISOCITICAL MUSCLE NEXT TO MY RIGHT VERTEBRAE IS BEGINNING TO CRAMP, MAY I HAVE A MASSAGE

"CALM DOWN MERRITT" -Jeff

Cjmswain (8:58:10 PM): scruff mcgruff
mj23btn (8:58:18 PM): chicago illinois
mj23btn (8:58:25 PM): 606 FIVVVVE TWO
Cjmswain (8:58:26 PM): ahahaha
mj23btn (8:58:29 PM): take a bite out of crime
Cjmswain (8:58:34 PM): i have that address memorized too
Cjmswain (8:58:39 PM): it was such a catchy song

mj23btn (8:49:41 PM): HAHAHAH
mj23btn (8:49:46 PM): ITS SO INSPIRATIONAL
mEox32 (8:49:49 PM): OBV
mEox32 (8:49:53 PM): makes me wanna get up and dance!
mEox32 (8:49:57 PM): oh wait .. i AM DANCING!

mercedes690 (8:48:05 PM): lol i remember during the our father
mj23btn (8:48:09 PM): yeah
mj23btn (8:48:10 PM): hahahaha
mercedes690 (8:48:10 PM): i ripped the nicest fart
mercedes690 (8:48:31 PM): merritt was so skeeved out
mercedes690 (8:49:04 PM): hed whine
mercedes690 (8:49:07 PM): "stop it"
mj23btn (8:49:25 PM): yeah
mercedes690 (8:49:40 PM): kate was just like, ok
mercedes690 (8:49:45 PM): you are a pig

Cjmswain (9:12:07 PM): ahahahaha
Auto response from mj23btn (9:12:07 PM): 23 dollars at senor panchos and 2 apple pies at mcdonalds... im OBVIOUSLY clogging the toilet, i mean lets be honest here.

Stims145 (9:24:59 PM): HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHA
Stims145 (9:25:04 PM): THE NEW LOOKALIKES HAHAHAHA
Stims145 (9:25:31 PM): the gorilla!!! hahahahaha
Stims145 (9:25:35 PM): the bear hugging the heart hahahahaha
mj23btn (9:25:40 PM): AHAHHAHAHA
Stims145 (9:25:45 PM): ghost~!!! ahahhaa
Stims145 (9:25:50 PM): HAHAHAHHAHAH
Stims145 (9:26:37 PM): AND JABBA HAHAHAHA
Stims145 (9:26:48 PM): each one just topped the one before it

Stims145 (7:26:08 PM): give me a minute, i just cant put my finger on it
Stims145 (7:26:13 PM): he def looks like something
Stims145 (7:27:03 PM): well, he kind of looks like bill from king of the hill

BigStace912 (9:28:03 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHA
BigStace912 (9:28:04 PM): BEAN
BigStace912 (9:28:06 PM): KRAMER
BigStace912 (9:28:07 PM): AHAHAHA

mercedes690 (9:26:31 PM): calecas is hilarious
mercedes690 (9:26:37 PM): and dennisons
mj23btn (9:26:38 PM): yeahhahahahahahahahahaha
mj23btn (9:26:40 PM): CALECA!
mj23btn (9:26:43 PM): GHOST!
mercedes690 (9:28:24 PM): ahaha
mercedes690 (9:28:31 PM): its so antagonizing
mercedes690 (9:28:41 PM): i love it
mj23btn (9:28:42 PM): whats that mean
mercedes690 (9:29:05 PM): like it would get under his skin
mercedes690 (9:29:20 PM): haha that one night now he is the ghost

Yankees187 (9:31:30 PM): bantz went to me today "i raised your grade 20 points" and i was like what? and then he was like "well napoli went to dan last block 'shut up you stupid conquistador"
Yankees187 (9:32:31 PM): then he laughed for about 5 minutes

Stims145 (10:17:32 PM): hahah suter
Stims145 (10:17:39 PM): looking at the picture of his car and him
Stims145 (10:17:43 PM): its surprising he fits in

LkOoLz3224 (1:00:09 AM): cuz ur the funniest character in town
LkOoLz3224 (1:00:19 AM): u came up with parrot utters which is unbelievable
LkOoLz3224 (1:00:27 AM): and like ur webpage dominates my life
mj23btn (1:01:05 AM): lol thanks
mj23btn (1:01:12 AM): why are u saying this all of the sudden
LkOoLz3224 (1:01:24 AM): cuz scott and i were saing how ur the man
mj23btn (1:01:29 AM): ?
LkOoLz3224 (1:01:32 AM): and i was lookin at ur webpage (obv)
LkOoLz3224 (1:01:35 AM): and i was jsut like whhoa
LkOoLz3224 (1:01:39 AM): i love this kid
LkOoLz3224 (1:01:46 AM): i dont kno why u dont dominate my hang out time

Cjmswain (6:43:21 PM): what the russ
Cjmswain (6:43:23 PM): english sucks
mj23btn (6:43:28 PM): RUSSIN'....

BLaZe971 (10:37:42 PM): what did you say today that was so funny
BLaZe971 (10:37:54 PM): ooooooooooh
mj23btn (10:37:58 PM): i have no idea
BLaZe971 (10:37:58 PM): i remember
BLaZe971 (10:38:13 PM): "do horses say "hey, quit peopleing around"
mj23btn (10:38:23 PM): hahahahahaha
BLaZe971 (10:38:28 PM): lol that was so funny
BLaZe971 (10:38:34 PM): then you hit your head on ur locker
mj23btn (10:38:36 PM): haha thats good quote
BLaZe971 (10:38:37 PM): equally as funny
mj23btn (10:38:40 PM): i barely hit it
mj23btn (10:38:43 PM): it didnt even hurt
BLaZe971 (10:38:45 PM): still funny
mj23btn (10:38:47 PM): i hit it at a good angle
BLaZe971 (10:38:50 PM): haha
BLaZe971 (10:39:00 PM): does the angle make a difference?
mj23btn (10:39:04 PM): yeah
mj23btn (10:39:06 PM): pain
mj23btn (10:39:08 PM): is limited
mj23btn (10:39:10 PM): slightly
BLaZe971 (10:39:13 PM): haha okay
BLaZe971 (10:39:15 PM): understood
BLaZe971 (10:39:19 PM): it was still funny
BLaZe971 (10:39:33 PM): even if it didnt hurt
BLaZe971 (10:39:44 PM): i enjoy laughing at the misfortunes of others

Chuck Drury: "Hey nice website by the way, I see you've got the E.T... and the Dunbar!"

shortnsweet3737 (8:02:05 PM): this doesnt really have to do with it but my family calls me a pudadell = fat little potatoe in italian
shortnsweet3737 (8:02:15 PM): cause they said i used to resemble one
mj23btn (8:02:17 PM): hahaha
mj23btn (8:02:20 PM): ahhahahahahahahaha
shortnsweet3737 (8:02:31 PM): or they call me the micheline tire baby
mj23btn (8:02:35 PM): hhahahahahahahahahaha
shortnsweet3737 (8:02:38 PM): you know that white man with all the roles in him
shortnsweet3737 (8:02:40 PM): that was me!!!

So one day in Spanish class, I get frustrated and instead of yelling something like "damnit" - I yelled out "horse feathers" so I didn't cuss in class. Scott found this ridiculously funny and we've been enjoying the joke ever since, check it out.
ScOtTyMiL237 (9:13:58 PM): yo lkoolz made up a new one
ScOtTyMiL237 (9:14:03 PM): turtle whiskers
mj23btn (9:14:20 PM): hahahahahahhaha
mj23btn (9:14:24 PM): turtle whiskers
mj23btn (9:14:24 PM): hahaha
mj23btn (9:14:27 PM): wow thats great
ScOtTyMiL237 (9:14:29 PM): how good is that dude
mj23btn (9:14:30 PM): oh boy, horse feathers
ScOtTyMiL237 (9:14:33 PM): obv trhere is no whiskers
ScOtTyMiL237 (9:14:57 PM): haha
mj23btn (9:15:28 PM): i know!
mj23btn (9:15:30 PM): thats why its good!
mj23btn (9:15:35 PM): haha turtle whiskers.
ScOtTyMiL237 (9:15:35 PM): haha its so funny
mj23btn (9:15:38 PM): horse feathers
mj23btn (9:15:41 PM): turtle whiskers
ScOtTyMiL237 (9:15:54 PM): lol
mj23btn (9:16:04 PM): giraffe sneakers
mj23btn (9:16:14 PM): giraffes dont wear sneakers
ScOtTyMiL237 (9:16:20 PM): hahaha
mj23btn (9:18:10 PM): yeah dude the possibilities are endless
ScOtTyMiL237 (9:18:14 PM): haha
mj23btn (9:18:22 PM): like i dunno
mj23btn (9:18:23 PM): umm
mj23btn (9:18:28 PM): moose feathers
ScOtTyMiL237 (9:18:31 PM): hahah
ScOtTyMiL237 (9:18:37 PM): cow stripes
mj23btn (9:18:41 PM): AHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
mj23btn (9:18:43 PM): COW STRIPES
mj23btn (9:18:44 PM): hahahaha
ScOtTyMiL237 (9:18:47 PM): haha
mj23btn (9:18:58 PM): hippopotamus antlers
ScOtTyMiL237 (9:19:09 PM): frog feathers
mj23btn (9:19:11 PM): ahhahahahaha
ScOtTyMiL237 (9:19:38 PM): monkey antlers
mj23btn (9:19:59 PM): zebra whiskers
ScOtTyMiL237 (9:20:04 PM): haha
mj23btn (9:20:05 PM): gazelle feathers
ScOtTyMiL237 (9:20:11 PM): haha gazelle
mj23btn (9:20:18 PM): oxen feathers
ScOtTyMiL237 (9:20:22 PM): haha!
mj23btn (9:20:23 PM): i could go on forever!
ScOtTyMiL237 (9:20:44 PM): parrot nipples
ScOtTyMiL237 (9:20:53 PM): (nipple of a cow)
mj23btn (9:21:20 PM): no no
mj23btn (9:21:22 PM): parrot udders
mj23btn (9:21:29 PM): *utters
ScOtTyMiL237 (9:21:35 PM): haha
mj23btn (9:21:36 PM): frog utters
ScOtTyMiL237 (9:21:42 PM): ha gross
mj23btn (9:22:43 PM): yes i know
ScOtTyMiL237 (9:23:08 PM): horse feathers wins
mj23btn (9:23:42 PM): yes
ScOtTyMiL237 (9:23:46 PM): lol
mj23btn (9:23:47 PM): horse feathers is unbeatable
mj23btn (9:23:51 PM): turtle whiskers is good
ScOtTyMiL237 (9:23:52 PM): obv
mj23btn (9:23:55 PM): but horse feathers is king
mj23btn (9:23:59 PM): lets be honest here
ScOtTyMiL237 (9:24:04 PM): so is cow stripes
ScOtTyMiL237 (9:24:08 PM): that was clever
mj23btn (9:24:46 PM): yeah it was
mj23btn (9:24:50 PM): i never thought of stripes

Then a little bit later, we decided to continue...

ScOtTyMiL237 (9:51:52 PM): snail fur
mj23btn (9:52:03 PM): cant beat horse feathers
ScOtTyMiL237 (9:52:16 PM): yes it can
mj23btn (9:52:32 PM): dinosaur stripes
ScOtTyMiL237 (9:53:04 PM): rooster whiskers
ScOtTyMiL237 (9:53:38 PM): horse wings
ScOtTyMiL237 (9:53:43 PM): bird tail
mj23btn (9:54:39 PM): hahaha
mj23btn (9:54:41 PM): horse wings
mj23btn (9:54:42 PM): hahahahahahaha
mj23btn (9:54:44 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
mj23btn (9:54:49 PM): horse wings
mj23btn (9:54:50 PM): hahahahahahaha
ScOtTyMiL237 (9:54:55 PM): hahah
mj23btn (9:54:59 PM): thats awesome
mj23btn (9:55:00 PM): wowwhahahahahahah
mj23btn (9:55:02 PM): HORSE WINGS
mj23btn (9:55:04 PM): MIERDA
mj23btn (9:55:06 PM): CALAR
mj23btn (9:55:08 PM): CHUPAR
ScOtTyMiL237 (9:55:10 PM): calar
mj23btn (9:55:11 PM): TE CHUPAS
ScOtTyMiL237 (9:55:30 PM): haha
ScOtTyMiL237 (9:56:17 PM): horse wings
mj23btn (9:56:43 PM): thats a classic one
ScOtTyMiL237 (9:56:52 PM): haha
ScOtTyMiL237 (9:57:37 PM): worm wings
mj23btn (10:01:41 PM): ahahahah
mj23btn (10:01:44 PM): worm antlers
ScOtTyMiL237 (10:03:51 PM): hahaha that wins
ScOtTyMiL237 (10:03:59 PM): worm antlers
mj23btn (10:04:13 PM): hahahahaha
mj23btn (10:04:15 PM): worm antlers
ScOtTyMiL237 (10:04:20 PM): haahahaha

Yankees187 (8:16:30 PM): i'm making a screen name so i can IM her on it telling her i hate her

Offnguard52 (6:35:07 PM): Fat
mj23btn (6:36:04 PM): hogwarts.
Offnguard52 (6:36:11 PM): fat
mj23btn (6:36:35 PM): moo
Session concluded at 6:46:47 PM

Stims145 (1:07:34 AM): wow i hate showtime at the apollo so much
mj23btn (1:07:38 AM): yeah
mj23btn (1:07:39 AM): seriously
Stims145 (1:07:59 AM): its like the blacks way of getting even for slavery and years of harrassment and segregation
mj23btn (1:08:13 AM): yeah i know
mj23btn (1:09:04 AM): they think that just because we whipped them and stole them from their homeland, stuffed them in boxes on a ship and made them work for no pay that they can just make some tv based entirely upon poor singers and miscellaneous black people yelling into microphones.
Stims145 (1:11:27 AM): not to mention split up there families, throw most of there dead bodys into the ocean before getting to america, and making htem live in huts, its all irrevalent, its like skipping through a medow compared to being forced to watch this show due to a dead remote battery or lack of self will to get up
mj23btn (1:12:09 AM): its funny cause its true.
Stims145 (1:14:34 AM): yea hahaha
Stims145 (1:15:24 AM): now they just take it upon themselves to take over late night television to jibber jabber about nothing, and to have other fat, single mothers in the crowd cheer them on

After viewing the Look-Alike page...
Stims145 (3:11:38 PM): HAHAHAHAH
Stims145 (3:11:42 PM): LARRY BIRD!
Stims145 (3:11:45 PM): hahahah
mj23btn (3:11:47 PM): I KNOW!
mj23btn (3:11:48 PM): hahahahaha
Stims145 (3:11:52 PM): hes sooo slim!!!
mj23btn (3:11:52 PM): its gunna be funny
mj23btn (3:11:54 PM): I KNOW!
Stims145 (3:16:21 PM): g eddz kind of looks like a bird of some sort
Stims145 (3:16:31 PM): hard to put my finger on it
mj23btn (3:22:48 PM): yeah i know!
mj23btn (3:22:50 PM): which bird!
Stims145 (3:23:09 PM): ostrich?

toolargeforlife (11:58:05 PM): hey
mj23btn (11:58:08 PM): word
toolargeforlife (11:58:15 PM): this is corey radke
mj23btn (11:58:54 PM): whats poppin fatke
toolargeforlife (11:59:02 PM): nothin b fats
toolargeforlife (11:59:32 PM): playing football
mj23btn (11:59:50 PM): obviously
mj23btn (11:59:52 PM): why arent you
toolargeforlife (12:00:00 AM): well i dont kno
mj23btn (12:02:06 AM): ...
mj23btn (12:02:12 AM): because you are a baby perhaps?
toolargeforlife (12:03:47 AM): nay
mj23btn (12:04:01 AM): yes
toolargeforlife (12:04:12 AM): nay
mj23btn (12:07:44 AM): ok

Vipersnoop104 (7:31:34 PM): im the fan of the week!
Vipersnoop104 (7:31:38 PM): omg

ScOtTyMiL237 (5:13:14 PM): horse feathers....we got the oral tommorow
mj23btn (5:13:37 PM): AHHH
mj23btn (5:13:39 PM): MIERDA
mj23btn (5:13:41 PM): i forgot.
mj23btn (5:13:42 PM): ahhaha
ScOtTyMiL237 (5:13:52 PM): me 2 i just rememebereed
ScOtTyMiL237 (5:13:53 PM): calar
mj23btn (5:14:03 PM): calar.
ScOtTyMiL237 (5:14:30 PM): lol
mj23btn (5:14:40 PM): calar
ScOtTyMiL237 (5:14:46 PM): chupar
mj23btn (5:15:38 PM): hahaha
ScOtTyMiL237 (5:15:46 PM): horse feathers
mj23btn (5:16:33 PM): ah!
mj23btn (5:16:36 PM): horse feathers
Spanish Translations:
"mierda" = feces
"chupar" = to suck
"calar" = to penetrate

Stims145 (11:08:29 PM): that new poll is quite the mind boggler
mj23btn (11:08:45 PM): i know
mj23btn (11:08:47 PM): its so hard!
Stims145 (11:08:49 PM): i hate almost all the choices to the maximum level possible.
mj23btn (11:08:58 PM): I KNOW!
Stims145 (11:09:19 PM): after reading each one i was like, ohh thats the one
Stims145 (11:09:23 PM): only to read the next
mj23btn (11:09:51 PM): yeah hahaha

mj23btn (8:01:24 PM): whaddaya say we go outside
mj23btn (8:01:28 PM): and cuddle
mj23btn (8:01:28 PM): <3
KuChx44 (8:02:39 PM): hahahahha
KuChx44 (8:02:52 PM): only if i can play with your tusks
OH MAN THIS JOKE IS NEVER GOING TO GET OLD

NeenDaBean (8:31:06 PM): no joke, i had to tell him that i would never consider spending time with him... it got down to "ian, i think you're disgusting"

******* (8:36:39 PM): why do you guys call me a walrus
mj23btn (8:36:45 PM): sjjshaha
******* (8:36:47 PM): do i have big teeth or something?

Cjmswain (9:11:59 PM): i know you want this tusk babay
Cjmswain (9:12:04 PM): 12 inches of ivory
Cjmswain (9:12:09 PM): you cant handle me

mj23btn (11:41:19 PM): hows that HW coming
shortnsweet3737 (11:41:31 PM): im giving up
shortnsweet3737 (11:41:35 PM): im about to pass out im so tired
shortnsweet3737 (11:41:37 PM): lol
mj23btn (11:42:47 PM): yeah i just finished my history powerpoint
mj23btn (11:42:52 PM): its fudgin' worthless
shortnsweet3737 (11:43:17 PM): so is mine
shortnsweet3737 (11:45:17 PM): i dont even care though
shortnsweet3737 (11:45:29 PM): he gave us the topic of gay and lesbain rights
shortnsweet3737 (11:45:36 PM): just shoot me in the face now

******* (6:38:57 PM): hey guys, why do you call me walrus
******* (6:39:06 PM): is it because i take marine science or something?

Cjmswain (6:30:16 PM): that cars gonna be packed
mj23btn (6:30:53 PM): THAT CAR IS GUNNA BE PACKED
Cjmswain (6:31:40 PM): come ride with me instead
Cjmswain (6:31:43 PM): so i can rape you

Auto response from fig5287 (7:31:33 PM): Listening to some music and relaxing...
Ahaha finny, oh boy

shan6774 (9:24:26 PM): oh man
shan6774 (9:24:34 PM): ur too much
shan6774 (9:24:37 PM): but yes i agree
shan6774 (9:24:43 PM): the fatties have it rough
shan6774 (9:26:35 PM): they really have an abundant amount of disadvantages

Tom and I discuss costume day at PHS
Squee143 (10:46:26 PM): should i go as a shaw's employee?
Squee143 (10:46:30 PM): lol
Squee143 (10:46:38 PM): my name tag is gimp
mj23btn (10:46:50 PM): yes
Squee143 (10:46:52 PM): im using someone's old one with a sticker on it
mj23btn (10:46:52 PM): yes dude
mj23btn (10:46:56 PM): it would be so funny
Squee143 (10:46:57 PM): ok
mj23btn (10:47:02 PM): BECAUSE YOU REALLY ARE
mj23btn (10:47:06 PM): A SHAWS EMPLOYEE
Squee143 (10:47:07 PM): I KNOW!

RING DANCE CONVO!
mj23btn (10:09:59 PM): hahahaha
mercedes690 (10:12:39 PM): yeah ill go with sarah
mj23btn (10:12:52 PM): oooh
mercedes690 (10:12:54 PM): ill call her tomm night
mj23btn (10:12:56 PM): bfayns finally cracks
mj23btn (10:15:31 PM): better be worth 90 bucks
mercedes690 (10:15:37 PM): haha
mercedes690 (10:15:46 PM): thats how i feel
mj23btn (10:15:58 PM): wow where are u gunna get 90 bucks!
mj23btn (10:15:59 PM): ahhahahaha
mercedes690 (10:16:09 PM): out of the depths of my ass <---- hahahahahahahahahaha
mercedes690 (10:16:13 PM): aka parents
mercedes690 (10:16:45 PM): i would never throw down my own money tho
mercedes690 (10:16:48 PM): only if i had to
mercedes690 (10:16:59 PM): sooo much for one night
mercedes690 (10:17:25 PM): sooo = tooo
mercedes690 (10:17:36 PM): eh jewish shcool

BLaZe971 (10:00:20 PM): gonna dress you up in my love
BLaZe971 (10:00:24 PM): all over your body
BLaZe971 (10:00:36 PM): randomness
mj23btn (10:00:40 PM): yeah
mj23btn (10:00:42 PM): seriously
BLaZe971 (10:00:45 PM): APOLS
mj23btn (10:01:10 PM): ahhahahaha
mj23btn (10:01:15 PM): www.bnapoli.com/pillow_talk
BLaZe971 (10:02:04 PM): nice....once again, flattered
BLaZe971 (10:02:19 PM): i've made the bnapoli.com website
BLaZe971 (10:02:28 PM): i feel like now im up there with the best
BLaZe971 (10:02:32 PM): its so high profile
mj23btn (10:02:41 PM): ahhaha
mj23btn (10:02:43 PM): amen to that
BLaZe971 (10:02:45 PM): what an honor
mj23btn (10:02:55 PM): you realize this conversation is going on there too right?
BLaZe971 (10:03:02 PM): haha
BLaZe971 (10:03:05 PM): amen to that?
mj23btn (10:03:12 PM): due to the large amount of humor you bring to the instant messaging world
BLaZe971 (10:03:14 PM): double whammy for a acks
mj23btn (10:03:19 PM): why do u question the amen?
BLaZe971 (10:03:23 PM): haha, i do tend to do that sometimes
BLaZe971 (10:03:30 PM): i dont kno...just happened
mj23btn (10:03:37 PM): amen to that
BLaZe971 (10:03:52 PM): that amen confused me
mj23btn (10:04:01 PM): alright no more amen's
BLaZe971 (10:04:11 PM): yeah, one too many in there
BLaZe971 (10:04:23 PM): anyway, i'll be honest, i do look at the pictures of the week and stuff
BLaZe971 (10:04:29 PM): quite frequently
"double whammy for a acks," hahaha

shortnsweet3737 (8:32:31 PM): stop. i want one!
mj23btn (8:33:02 PM): jealousy killed the walrus
shortnsweet3737 (8:33:22 PM): yea sucks for the walrus

mj23btn (8:28:56 PM): only in my dreams
BLaZe971 (8:29:16 PM): aw no, have you got a jones in your bones?
BLaZe971 (8:29:20 PM): now that was gay...
mj23btn (8:29:50 PM): ahaaahhahaha
mj23btn (8:29:53 PM): i dont get it
BLaZe971 (8:30:47 PM): um...yea u do
mj23btn (8:30:55 PM): no i really dont
BLaZe971 (8:30:58 PM): oh
BLaZe971 (8:30:59 PM): lol
mj23btn (8:31:01 PM): hahahahahaahhahaha
BLaZe971 (8:31:07 PM): lol
mj23btn (8:31:12 PM): no seriously
mj23btn (8:31:14 PM): what does it mean

Mitch's away message after the Yankees lost game 4 of the ALCS to the Red Sox, tieing the series 2-2
Auto response from Yankees187 (12:22:40 AM): Yeah so?... THE RED SOCKS ARE GAY
Quite possibly the best away message, ever.

Stranks69 (10:10:40 PM): that inning went by faster than when pedro threw don on his face
mj23btn (10:11:22 PM): almost as fast as the red sox won another world series after 1918....
Stranks69 (10:11:29 PM): haha....no
Stranks69 (10:11:33 PM): pathetic attempt
mj23btn (10:11:36 PM): who's winning the series?
Stranks69 (10:11:43 PM): good one
mj23btn (10:11:56 PM): who's winning the series?
Stranks69 (10:11:58 PM): maybe if u say it again i will actually care
mj23btn (10:12:00 PM): who's winning the series?

Jules1810 (8:57:54 PM): if i didnt care than i would be dating the mule next door

Discussing the homerun to the foul pole in the Yankees/Red Sox AL Game 1
Stims145 (9:57:07 PM): pole is in
Stims145 (9:57:10 PM): and BAM another!
mj23btn (9:57:16 PM): i can still kick your behind.
Stims145 (9:57:24 PM): noted
Stims145 (9:58:15 PM): i could always make a get away though
Stims145 (9:58:21 PM): anyways doesnt matter
mj23btn (9:58:22 PM): you'd like to think.
Stims145 (9:58:24 PM): 4-0 SOX
mj23btn (9:58:35 PM): im about to 4-0 your face with a bat
mj23btn (9:58:40 PM): the red sox are the worst team ever
mj23btn (9:58:53 PM): they have won 0 world series in the past 83 years
mj23btn (9:59:15 PM): they have 4 al championships in the past 83 years
mj23btn (9:59:20 PM): the yankees have 38
Stims145 (9:59:24 PM): what does that have to do with this season
mj23btn (10:00:17 PM): everything.
mj23btn (10:00:27 PM): if i beat your face in with a bat everyday for 200 days
mj23btn (10:00:34 PM): then one day u get away because my bat breaks
mj23btn (10:00:47 PM): you still got your face beaten with a bat the past 200 days.
Stims145 (10:01:50 PM): hm
Stims145 (10:02:19 PM): what the yanks did in the past has no effect on this season though!
mj23btn (10:02:32 PM): doesnt it?
mj23btn (10:02:41 PM): just because you escaped my brutal bat beating today
Auto response from Stims145 (10:02:41 PM): 4-0 SOX!!!
mj23btn (10:02:49 PM): doesnt mean im not going to bash you tomorrow.
Stims145 (10:04:38 PM): does it?
Stims145 (10:04:51 PM): its more, you werent able to today, why should you be able to tomorrow.
mj23btn (10:05:23 PM): it doesnt matter if i do
mj23btn (10:05:32 PM): because ive been beating you for 100 years!
Stims145 (10:05:51 PM): the past cant change whats going to happen though!
Stims145 (10:05:56 PM): completely different teams
mj23btn (10:05:57 PM): lets see
mj23btn (10:05:59 PM): what happens
mj23btn (10:06:02 PM): after game two
mj23btn (10:06:03 PM): or three
mj23btn (10:06:04 PM): or four.
Stims145 (10:06:07 PM): fair enough, we'll see
mj23btn (10:06:10 PM): lets see who's winning then

xlilem2x (9:26:03 PM): ooo!!! what a treat....i hope it does bring me good grades
xlilem2x (9:26:29 PM): hahah i just really wanted to use the word treat
xlilem2x (9:26:39 PM): it doesn't even make sense in that sentence

Auto response from DMBkay088 (8:30:28 PM): alright, stay with me here, have you ever noticed how rappers always thank god when they win an award? their acceptance speeches are just ridiculous. "yo i wanna thank god almighty because in him all things really are possible, ya heard? and i wanna let ya'll know that my new album drops september 3rd with my new single 'go f**k your mother and kill some b*tches'. thank you thank god, peace and love". what the hell is that? and what kind of freaky ass religion are they practicing? you can get baptized but first you apparently have to have a gang bang with your family and kill small animals.

Gnaps: "I met this guy at the show the other night - his wife was so fat, that she left the house in high heels, and came back in flip flops.."
Knaps: "ahahhaha"
Grandpa Naps: "well what the hell were they made of, chocolate?"

Me: "whats your next class"
Emma L: "psychology"
Me: "whats that about?"
Emma L: "ummm, psychology... and stuff.."

Geddz: "yeah he is kinda fat, his leg is like the size of my thigh...."
Annie: ?
Geddz: "...which is also my leg..."

Auto response from GuitarGuy725 (8:32:38 PM): How come the dove gets to be the peace symbol? How about the pillow? It has more feathers than the dove,and it doesn't have that dangerous beak
HAHAHAHA

shortnsweet3737 (9:53:28 PM): brett!!
shortnsweet3737 (9:53:31 PM): im shut in my office!!
mj23btn (9:53:36 PM): you're what!?
shortnsweet3737 (9:53:37 PM): the door wont open!!!!
shortnsweet3737 (9:53:46 PM): like i cant get it open and neither can my dad!!!!
shortnsweet3737 (9:53:59 PM): he has to get me out through the window outsied
shortnsweet3737 (9:54:02 PM): im alone!
shortnsweet3737 (9:54:09 PM): with no food!
shortnsweet3737 (9:54:23 PM): the door is jammed shut and the door knob is broken!!
hahaha "im alone... with no food!"

qTbabieBELLA (9:35:43 PM): ahhh.. its just all so.. pizza-licious!
qTbabieBELLA (9:35:43 PM): :-)
mj23btn (9:35:53 PM): good one.......................
mj23btn (9:35:54 PM): ahhahahaha
qTbabieBELLA (9:36:01 PM): sry im overtired and grumpy
mj23btn (9:36:06 PM): haha its ok
mj23btn (9:36:08 PM): im just messin with you..
qTbabieBELLA (9:36:13 PM): ive been pizza-less for 24 hours and im dyingggggggg of pizzavation
qTbabieBELLA (9:36:24 PM): ill shutup now :-)
mj23btn (9:36:28 PM): good call
mj23btn (9:36:28 PM): hahahaha
mj23btn (9:36:33 PM): pillow talk!
mj23btn (9:36:34 PM): ahhaha
qTbabieBELLA (9:36:35 PM): omg
qTbabieBELLA (9:36:35 PM): no
qTbabieBELLA (9:36:36 PM): lol
mj23btn (9:36:37 PM): omg
mj23btn (9:36:38 PM): yes
mj23btn (9:36:38 PM): lol
qTbabieBELLA (9:36:42 PM): ahhhhhhhh
mj23btn (9:36:59 PM): ahhhhhhhh!
qTbabieBELLA (9:37:02 PM): aahaha
qTbabieBELLA (9:37:05 PM): omg
qTbabieBELLA (9:37:06 PM): lol
qTbabieBELLA (9:38:48 PM): im so lost
qTbabieBELLA (9:41:21 PM): im sooooooooooo outta this pizz-icture
mj23btn (9:42:33 PM): you're on fire tonight.
mj23btn (9:42:35 PM): .....
mj23btn (9:42:36 PM): hahaha
mj23btn (9:42:39 PM): pillow talk!

mj23btn (8:53:56 PM): did u read the essay on treats?
Stims145 (8:54:05 PM): yea hahahah
Stims145 (8:54:22 PM): was an excellent explination for the treat impaired
mj23btn (8:55:00 PM): i must agree.

mj23btn (7:09:10 PM): its a revival from my old site
mj23btn (7:09:18 PM): u'll see
SRobx3x (7:09:44 PM): sweet
SRobx3x (7:10:32 PM): goin poopin
SRobx3x (7:10:34 PM): brb
mj23btn (7:10:41 PM): k
mj23btn (7:10:41 PM): haha
SRobx3x (7:22:29 PM): im done
SRobx3x (7:22:34 PM): and what a poop it was!
mj23btn (7:24:11 PM): ahaha
mj23btn (7:24:13 PM): i can imagine
mj23btn (7:24:28 PM): it was 12 minutes long
Look at the times on the instant messages... SRobx3x (7:10:32 PM): goin poopin --->>>> SRobx3x (7:22:29 PM): im done

Ted Varga: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Lunch Table: "uhh...?"
Ted Varga: "I don't know but your mom is a whore."
AHHAHAHAHAH

Auto response from mj23btn (3:41:51 PM): my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
shortnsweet3737 (3:41:51 PM): im loving the away message!

Auto response from DMBkay088 (4:03:18 PM): homework, if you aren't visiting www.bnapoli.com you're a goon.
mj23btn (4:03:18 PM): hahahahahaha
mj23btn (4:03:20 PM): YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HottieBowWow (11:39:48 PM): whoever said that they once took a sh-t that is bigger then their arm is f---ing awesome!! shes the women no need to be shy
HottieBowWow (11:39:53 PM): :-P
HottieBowWow (11:39:55 PM): its life
You tell 'em Meg

shortnsweet3737 (9:39:23 PM): sorry momma glor was in here chatting it up with me and i was a bit side tracked
mj23btn (9:39:41 PM): she offered you pie or something didnt she
mj23btn (9:39:43 PM): hahahahahaha
shortnsweet3737 (9:39:52 PM): actually!!!
mj23btn (9:39:57 PM): HAHAHAHAHAAHA
shortnsweet3737 (9:40:15 PM): she bought me a slice of cheesecake cause she ate mine the other night when we were on the phone!
shortnsweet3737 (9:40:22 PM): and she just brought it in for me!

Squee143 (9:17:44 PM): there was this guy at shaws today that was like stealing meat
Squee143 (9:17:51 PM): he was such a dumbass
Squee143 (9:18:17 PM): he took like expensive stakes and switched the labels from like $3 porkchops
mj23btn (9:18:22 PM): meat takes precident over the law.
Squee143 (9:18:49 PM): but he did it right in front of the checkout lanes, hiding behind like a candy rack
Squee143 (9:18:54 PM): yea meat = king
mj23btn (9:18:56 PM): it doesnt matter.
Squee143 (9:19:05 PM): and like the produce lady works by and the guy flips out
Squee143 (9:19:08 PM): er
mj23btn (9:19:10 PM): when steak is involved, it doesnt matter.
Squee143 (9:19:11 PM): walks
mj23btn (9:19:20 PM): yeah but like
mj23btn (9:19:24 PM): you cant blame the guy
Squee143 (9:19:25 PM): well there are better ways to steal meat
Squee143 (9:19:39 PM): so like he goes to checkout
Squee143 (9:19:48 PM): and it gets ringed up
mj23btn (9:19:52 PM): hey, meat makes people crazy sometimes.
Squee143 (9:19:57 PM): and hes like, "thats not porkchop!"
Squee143 (9:20:09 PM): all non plussed
mj23btn (9:20:17 PM): this guy was clearly pushing 400 pounds im assuming?
Squee143 (9:20:20 PM): like the whole shifty eyes business
Squee143 (9:20:23 PM): no
Squee143 (9:20:27 PM): this guy was like 140
mj23btn (9:20:34 PM): oh, he had the shifty eyes?
Squee143 (9:20:37 PM): yea
mj23btn (9:20:37 PM): thats a dead giveaway
Squee143 (9:20:57 PM): supposedly this guy steals from the store alot
mj23btn (9:21:07 PM): who cares
mj23btn (9:21:12 PM): shaws is such a joke of a store.
Squee143 (9:21:19 PM): he once said he dropped like 5k bills in the backroom, and asked if he could go take a look and find it
Squee143 (9:21:23 PM): im not joking
Squee143 (9:21:38 PM): the relief manager was like wanting to snap his neck
Squee143 (9:21:42 PM): he could do it too
Squee143 (9:21:54 PM): one of my bosses is like a sasquatch
mj23btn (9:21:56 PM): haha once you enter shaws, government laws dont apply.
Squee143 (9:22:03 PM): did you see happy gilmore?
mj23btn (9:22:08 PM): slicing people's throats is an accepted practice
mj23btn (9:22:10 PM): yes i did.
Squee143 (9:22:18 PM): you know that guy that got shot in the head with the nailgun
Squee143 (9:22:30 PM): think of him, - 40 lbs
mj23btn (9:23:12 PM): ahahaha
Squee143 (9:23:26 PM): pretty much same face
mj23btn (9:23:40 PM): so hes just like a half human half ogre?
Squee143 (9:23:51 PM): yea, just like a lean ogre
mj23btn (9:24:05 PM): hahahaha OHHHH

Nobody ask me who said this, but its a girl and that is just plain comical.
******* (9:34:46 PM): i told a kid i took a sh-t and it was as long as my arm once and he put it in his profile!!
******* (9:34:51 PM): i was so embarassed
mj23btn (9:35:00 PM): hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaahhahahahahahahaaaaaaaahhahahahahahahahaha
mj23btn (9:35:04 PM): thats going on bnapoli.com
mj23btn (9:35:07 PM): ahahahaHAHAHhahaHAHaHAHAHHAHAHAHAAH
******* (9:35:17 PM): noooooo
******* (9:35:22 PM): no please brett!!!!
mj23btn (9:35:28 PM): the fan base is like 200 people PER DAY
mj23btn (9:35:30 PM): ahhahahahahahahahahaha
******* (9:36:37 PM): noo!
******* (9:36:42 PM): brett please!!
mj23btn (9:38:41 PM): awwwwww
mj23btn (9:38:51 PM): i wont put your screen name
mj23btn (9:38:52 PM): OK!?
******* (9:39:00 PM): ok thats cool then
******* (9:39:03 PM): lol
mj23btn (9:39:04 PM): ahhahahahahaha

DMBkay088 (10:08:51 PM): lol i know, but i'm saying now that you have the dl
mj23btn (10:10:03 PM): obv
DMBkay088 (10:10:38 PM): maybe we could meet for some peetz!
mj23btn (10:10:52 PM): hahahahahahah
mj23btn (10:10:53 PM): OBV
DMBkay088 (10:11:11 PM): what a treat that would be
DMBkay088 (10:11:17 PM): i havne't had peetz in forever

julesmc18 (10:33:29 PM): cant wait till fri. to see #68 dominate
mj23btn (10:34:01 PM): giddy
mj23btn (10:34:02 PM): up
julesmc18 (10:34:40 PM): r u excited ?
mj23btn (10:35:01 PM): yes
julesmc18 (10:35:25 PM): thats soo awesome
julesmc18 (10:37:02 PM): haha ill be there playin my basssoon for u
julesmc18 (10:37:12 PM): unless im rebel enough to ditch
AHHAH BASSOOOON ;)

HondaX5 (10:32:28 PM): is that guy in the picture of the week Steven Segal?
mj23btn (10:32:32 PM): YES!
mj23btn (10:32:33 PM): hahaha
HondaX5 (10:33:05 PM): haahahahhahahahaha i knew it...they probably took that pic before he broke it's neck and fought a bunch of Ninjas
mj23btn (10:33:27 PM): I KNOW
mj23btn (10:33:28 PM): ahhahaha
mj23btn (10:33:44 PM): "this panda called me stupid"
mj23btn (10:33:53 PM): so he snaps its neck
mj23btn (10:33:54 PM): hahaha
HondaX5 (10:34:11 PM): or just because it looked at him funny

Squee143 (10:26:57 PM): http://www.chefamerica.com/about/promotions/promo.asp
Squee143 (10:27:01 PM): its like a fiesta
mj23btn (10:27:04 PM): neg
Squee143 (10:27:04 PM): in my mouth
Squee143 (10:27:09 PM): neg?
Squee143 (10:27:11 PM): dont neg me
Squee143 (10:27:12 PM): nig
mj23btn (10:27:13 PM): hahahaha
Squee143 (10:27:30 PM): mexi hotpockets are absolutely nuts
mj23btn (10:27:58 PM): ahhahaha
mj23btn (10:28:00 PM): YEAH THEY ARE!

Girl in prob-stat class: "Ummmmmmm, I got this out of Glamour, LOL its a magazine, ahha!"
Brett: "Why is she trying to be funny..."
Emily Noelker: "Well Brett, everyone just isn't as gifted as you are."
hahahhaha, wooo emily

shortnsweet3737 (8:22:08 PM): whos needs a carnival when you have pizza!
hahahaha, its so true!

Cjmswain (11:30:07 PM): agostine, they called me large chest
mj23btn (11:30:11 PM): HEY MELONS
Cjmswain (11:30:11 PM): shut up large chest
mj23btn (11:30:12 PM): hahaa
Cjmswain (11:30:16 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Cjmswain (11:30:17 PM): MELONS
Cjmswain (11:30:19 PM): AHAHAHAHA

Cjmswain (5:37:13 PM): i must have laughed for an hour at the pic of the week
mj23btn (5:38:15 PM): ahaha
mj23btn (5:38:18 PM): good
Cjmswain (5:39:09 PM): like
Cjmswain (5:39:22 PM): who would take a picture of a panda on a guys lap
Cjmswain (5:39:25 PM): its just wrong

Squee143 (8:17:21 PM): working at shaws is such a joke
mj23btn (8:17:32 PM): hahahahaha
Squee143 (8:17:33 PM): there are people there so dumb
Squee143 (8:17:35 PM): ugh
mj23btn (8:17:37 PM): www.theworxgroup.com
mj23btn (8:17:38 PM): i am
mj23btn (8:17:39 PM): THE MAN
Squee143 (8:17:50 PM): yea...
Squee143 (8:18:00 PM): anyway i was pushin carts one day
Squee143 (8:18:05 PM): droppin off
Squee143 (8:18:16 PM): this lady is like, "Is the payphone broken?"
Squee143 (8:18:29 PM): im like, confused, "No, i dont think so. why?"
mj23btn (8:18:46 PM): haha
Squee143 (8:18:52 PM): shes goes, "Well i tried to call my house but it was busy, and i have total phone"
Squee143 (8:18:59 PM): i walked away
Squee143 (8:19:06 PM): like REALLY confused
mj23btn (8:19:08 PM): ahhahahahahahhahahahahahaha

Yankees187 (2:14:58 PM): last night these girls came over to me and they were just like "YOU WANNA MAKE OUT?!?!?!" and i was just like "NOOOOOO"
mj23btn (2:15:11 PM): why
Yankees187 (2:15:29 PM): i dunno, i hate when random girls come up to you at concerts and say that
Yankees187 (2:15:37 PM): they probably had herpes
mj23btn (2:15:49 PM): hahahahahahaha
Yankees187 (2:16:03 PM): and after i said no they were like "well, can we have $5"
mj23btn (2:16:08 PM): AHAHHAHAHA
Yankees187 (2:16:10 PM): so i said no yet again

mj23btn (11:49:49 PM): hey...
mj23btn (11:49:57 PM): i advise you to keep an eye on bnapoli.com right now...
mj23btn (11:50:01 PM): on the main page...
LkOoLz3224 (11:51:02 PM): will do
LkOoLz3224 (11:51:12 PM): excitement occuring
mj23btn (11:51:22 PM): ok
mj23btn (11:51:24 PM): take a look
mj23btn (11:51:27 PM): refresh the main page
LkOoLz3224 (11:51:52 PM): ok
LkOoLz3224 (11:52:36 PM): im not seein ne thing new
mj23btn (11:52:46 PM): oh wow.
LkOoLz3224 (11:52:59 PM): are you talking a bout to news?
mj23btn (11:53:08 PM): no...
mj23btn (11:53:11 PM): oh wow.
mj23btn (11:53:16 PM): main page............
mj23btn (11:53:18 PM): think about it.
LkOoLz3224 (11:53:30 PM): uhmm
mj23btn (11:53:34 PM): WHAT CHANGES
mj23btn (11:53:36 PM): EVERY WEEK
mj23btn (11:53:40 PM): AND TODAY IS THE END OF THE WEEK!
mj23btn (11:53:42 PM): THINK ABOUT IT!?
LkOoLz3224 (11:54:02 PM): yeah but it still says 824 - 830
LkOoLz3224 (11:54:04 PM): let me refresg
mj23btn (11:54:10 PM): refresh you sloth
LkOoLz3224 (11:54:14 PM): i did
LkOoLz3224 (11:54:16 PM): when u told me too
mj23btn (11:54:18 PM): do it now
LkOoLz3224 (11:54:19 PM): but i did again
LkOoLz3224 (11:54:20 PM): and...
LkOoLz3224 (11:54:25 PM): it changed!
LkOoLz3224 (11:54:26 PM): holla
mj23btn (11:54:41 PM): AND?
LkOoLz3224 (11:54:59 PM): and i obv
LkOoLz3224 (11:55:05 PM): this is like my dream come true
mj23btn (11:55:09 PM): :-*
LkOoLz3224 (11:55:21 PM): like if you could hear me hyperventalating like i do on the tele
mj23btn (11:55:27 PM): like
LkOoLz3224 (11:55:30 PM): well...simply...thats what you would hear
mj23btn (11:55:43 PM): "(inhale, LONG EXHALE) oohhh wooooww"
mj23btn (11:55:45 PM): like that?
LkOoLz3224 (11:55:53 PM): hahah i think youve got it
mj23btn (11:55:57 PM): oh alright
LkOoLz3224 (11:56:03 PM): oh my god, i am seriously honored
mj23btn (11:56:14 PM): hey, it was bound to happen
LkOoLz3224 (11:56:27 PM): like im not even being a *honk*, even tho im good at that, but i was jealous of the first fan of the week
She didn't really say *honk* - it was just too explicit ;)

CoachRoach (8:10:35 PM): how are the hooves?
mj23btn (8:10:43 PM): sore
mj23btn (8:10:52 PM): i left a cow pie in my moms trailer
CoachRoach (8:11:05 PM): oh boy
mj23btn (8:11:18 PM): my hooves are dead, my right shin splint is killing me.
mj23btn (8:11:27 PM): the tape did NOT work today.
mj23btn (8:11:31 PM): i was in extreme pain
CoachRoach (8:11:42 PM): its ok
mj23btn (8:11:54 PM): how so?
CoachRoach (8:12:35 PM): well... i don't have shin splints
CoachRoach (8:13:24 PM): remember... ducks don't get them either
mj23btn (8:13:35 PM): im not a duck you moose
mj23btn (8:13:37 PM): im a cow, clearly.
CoachRoach (8:13:51 PM): my mistake..... i guess I'm the duck
mj23btn (8:14:05 PM): weak, slim, always yapping their beak about this and that
mj23btn (8:14:10 PM): yup, thats you in a nutshell ;-)!
mj23btn (8:14:24 PM): shotty up downs
CoachRoach (8:14:43 PM): lol... that was hilarious
mj23btn (8:15:00 PM): i know, im moo'ing really loud right now at that joke.
CoachRoach (8:15:18 PM): don't fall over... they sleep standing up.... well not really
mj23btn (8:15:39 PM): i sleep on my belly in the barn
CoachRoach (8:15:58 PM): good..... thats a good spot

mj23btn (12:26:15 AM): MOO!
LkOoLz3224 (12:26:26 AM): moo to uuu
LkOoLz3224 (12:26:32 AM): cow breath
mj23btn (12:28:03 AM): ahhaha
mj23btn (12:28:06 AM): COW BREATH!

DMBkay088 (12:16:17 AM): oh by the way, i'm really enjoying the 15 reasons why ians webpage sucks
mj23btn (12:16:30 AM): do u have a reason
mj23btn (12:16:33 AM): to add to the list?
DMBkay088 (12:17:06 AM): ummmm, i think my only comment would be that people want to kick him in the shins more than we would want to kick old people
DMBkay088 (12:17:37 AM): he is quite the joke

lilmoxo (11:58:43 PM): and i'm back
lilmoxo (11:58:50 PM): how you may ask? my incredibly sneaky skills
lilmoxo (11:59:01 PM): i creep around this house w/o a sound like its my job
lilmoxo (11:59:09 PM): no applause . .thank you autographs later
mj23btn (11:59:28 PM): whoa take it easy popular phillip
lilmoxo (11:59:37 PM): haha popuilar phillip?
lilmoxo (11:59:53 PM): my apologies im a bit on the hyper side

RoKaFeLa96 (8:41:59 PM): yeah ive been running like 13 miles day ..im a bag of bones
mj23btn (8:42:22 PM): hahahahha
mj23btn (8:42:26 PM): a bag of bones!
mj23btn (8:42:27 PM): hahahahahahaha
RoKaFeLa96 (8:42:33 PM): basically
mj23btn (8:42:55 PM): imagine if u actually were just a walking talking bag, filled with bones.
mj23btn (8:43:04 PM): ahhaha that would be nuts
RoKaFeLa96 (8:43:34 PM): well get a bag and il jump in it
RoKaFeLa96 (8:44:30 PM): its cool though im fast so.. it compenstaes faster i get.. more bones appear
mj23btn (8:44:38 PM): excellent.
RoKaFeLa96 (8:44:51 PM): its part of the process of being a bag of bones
RoKaFeLa96 (8:45:01 PM): im not there yet but il be there someday
mj23btn (8:45:02 PM): hhaha, i wouldnt know
mj23btn (8:45:04 PM): im a bag of blubber
RoKaFeLa96 (8:45:07 PM): haha
mj23btn (8:45:13 PM): like a whale that has been all cut up and stuff
RoKaFeLa96 (8:45:28 PM): yeah and harpooned
RoKaFeLa96 (8:46:16 PM): T-BONE
RoKaFeLa96 (8:46:17 PM): haha
RoKaFeLa96 (8:46:24 PM): you can be B-BLUB
RoKaFeLa96 (8:46:30 PM): gangster

Playgrl1017 (4:42:29 PM): who is this ian kid?
mj23btn (4:42:36 PM): ian burzynski
Playgrl1017 (4:42:53 PM): does he go to our school?
mj23btn (4:43:41 PM): yeah
Playgrl1017 (4:44:36 PM): what grade?
mj23btn (4:46:25 PM): ours
Playgrl1017 (4:46:52 PM): i dont even know him but i hate him and his site is gay
Playgrl1017 (4:47:05 PM): he obviously wants to be just like you but that will never happen
Playgrl1017 (4:47:18 PM): if you ever need me to get him i got bnaps back till the end

mj23btn (3:44:59 PM): you cant honestly tell me that he is starting varsity
mj23btn (3:46:42 PM): can you?
CoachRoach (3:46:52 PM): mums the word
mj23btn (3:47:22 PM): what the hell does that mean
CoachRoach (3:47:34 PM): don't know
mj23btn (3:47:51 PM): roach you're dead
mj23btn (3:48:00 PM): bring cookies to weight room today
CoachRoach (3:48:08 PM): mmmmm

(at football practice)
Me: "Roach this ball sucks.."
(Roach pulls ball up to his face, makes a noise as if the ball is sucking on his face like a vacuum)
Roach: "Yeah it does suck"
Me: "You are a goon."

Coach Roach: "The cow says....."
Me: "Lunch."

ilikepoptarts313 (4:19:35 PM): i didn't think that someone could create something so stupid. ever. (Ian's website)
ilikepoptarts313 (4:19:51 PM): but alas, i was proven wrong last night

nsdls11 (1:08:54 AM): brett thats great
nsdls11 (1:09:03 AM): u like ripped off ians head on that one
nsdls11 (1:09:09 AM): nicely dont i must say
nsdls11 (1:09:22 AM): u got some hcore anger goin on in there

ilikepoptarts313 (12:35:06 AM): more reasons why keeping it gangster is one of the most worthless creations people will ever get the chance to see:
ilikepoptarts313 (12:36:07 AM): 1. he didn't realize that most stores do close early on sunday. whether or not he wants a platinum cd. no one cares.
ilikepoptarts313 (12:42:19 AM): 2. he tries so desperately to be random by putting pictures up that no one wants to see, and then imagines for the reader, what it might be like to see michael jackson (which he so incompetantly spells "micheal")
ilikepoptarts313 (12:43:55 AM): i would give you more, but i dont want to lose more of my intelligence by further investigating his bizarre and sad website.
AHHAHA, GIDDY UP!

julesmc18 (4:04:33 PM): and also
julesmc18 (4:04:37 PM): ur right
julesmc18 (4:04:42 PM): IANS WEBPAGE BLOWS
mj23btn (4:04:46 PM): yeahhahahahahahahahahaha

Playgrl1017 (5:18:34 PM): my ankles are green
mj23btn (5:18:47 PM): my belly is large
Playgrl1017 (5:18:53 PM): i mowed today
Playgrl1017 (5:19:02 PM): hahah
Playgrl1017 (5:19:12 PM): i love the belly
mj23btn (5:19:22 PM): good

Bfayns - "Dude I don't know the ******* sounds"
Bfayns - "I HATE "twist it" ... its impossible"

Bfayns, Big Stace, Bnaps, Thibs - standing in a circle...
Thibs falls back slowly and hits the ground... stands up...
Thibs - "Don't you ever have the urge to fall on the couch behind you?"
Bnaps - "No...."

Bng87 (1:18:35 AM): i was at a grad party
Bng87 (1:18:50 AM): and i wasnt in a drinking mood and everyone was playing beer pong and all
Bng87 (1:18:58 AM): well i just kept eating this cake with like blueberries in it
Bng87 (1:19:00 AM): well i got sick!
Bng87 (1:19:06 AM): becuz i ate like the whole platter of it
Bng87 (1:19:24 AM): and they were all like,..most people get sick from alc and u get sick from cake!
mj23btn (1:19:26 AM): hahahahaha
Bng87 (1:19:43 AM): but i couldnt help it..it was the best cake in the world!
mj23btn (1:19:58 AM): hahahahaha
Bng87 (1:20:56 AM): im not kidding like after i got sick i wanted more
Bng87 (1:21:00 AM): but i ate it all
mj23btn (1:21:15 AM): hahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahahahahahaahaha

qtbAbiEbeLLa (11:09:34 PM): whats with the video pg!
mj23btn (11:09:42 PM): it exploded
qtbAbiEbeLLa (11:09:46 PM): ahh =(
mj23btn (11:09:48 PM): i just updated the photos page!
mj23btn (11:09:50 PM): have a look see
qtbAbiEbeLLa (11:09:51 PM): i saw i saw!
qtbAbiEbeLLa (11:09:57 PM): i read the profile. obv im a ahead of you! :-)
mj23btn (11:10:12 PM): obv you love bnapoli.com
qtbAbiEbeLLa (11:10:45 PM): OBVIOUSLY I LOVE BNAPOLi.COM moRE THeN ANy oTher WEbSitE oN eARtH. i visit it 10x more then freepizza.com : )
qtbAbiEbeLLa (11:10:50 PM): or bellanapolipizza.com
qtbAbiEbeLLa (11:11:01 PM): we gotta go to NYC.. to that bella napoli restaurant
qtbAbiEbeLLa (11:11:08 PM): since we dont have cars.. maybe we could.. like.. ya kno..
mj23btn (11:11:08 PM): seriously i know
qtbAbiEbeLLa (11:11:09 PM): take the..
qtbAbiEbeLLa (11:11:12 PM): eerrrrrrrrrplane?

How can you NOT love ERP? hahaha
ERp373 (6:56:45 PM): hey
mj23btn (6:56:48 PM): whats cookin
ERp373 (6:57:24 PM): not much.. just got back from soccer and running
ERp373 (6:57:28 PM): or did you mean dinner?

QT BaBiE BeLLa (5:00:42 PM): brett, u're page is the most intense spot on the web. what more could u want from one website?
QT BaBiE BeLLa (5:00:48 PM): besides a pizza~
mj23btn (5:01:20 PM): amen!

Stims145 (5:04:57 PM): wanna set up a slip and slide in the rain?
mj23btn (5:06:29 PM): hahahahaha
mj23btn (5:06:30 PM): WHAT
mj23btn (5:06:30 PM): hahahaha
Stims145 (5:06:41 PM): hahaha, lets do it
Stims145 (5:06:50 PM): would be sooo fun
mj23btn (5:06:51 PM): how would we do that, rub bacon grease on my driveway and put on swim trunks?
Stims145 (5:06:58 PM): hahahaha
mj23btn (5:07:09 PM): we would be the laughing stock of winterwood
Stims145 (5:07:13 PM): fashion a tarp of some sort
mj23btn (5:07:16 PM): the neighbors would poke such extreme fun.
mj23btn (5:07:18 PM): ahhaha
Stims145 (5:07:20 PM): get some cooking grease
Stims145 (5:07:28 PM): and let the rain do the rest
mj23btn (5:07:30 PM): ok yeah i just have buckets of that laying around...................
Stims145 (5:07:33 PM): hahahahhaha come on lets do it
Stims145 (5:07:41 PM): just put it on our bellies
mj23btn (5:07:45 PM): you cant just erect a slip-n-slide out of grease and a tarp.
mj23btn (5:07:49 PM): like
Stims145 (5:07:50 PM): you dont even need it, just water will do
mj23btn (5:07:51 PM): theres more to it.
Stims145 (5:07:59 PM): no theres no
mj23btn (5:08:07 PM): grease will not shield our skin from the harsh asphalt
Stims145 (5:08:10 PM): me cjm jeff did it earlier this summer
Stims145 (5:08:18 PM): no on the asphalt, on the grass
mj23btn (5:08:22 PM): jeff has unlimited supplies.
Stims145 (5:08:32 PM): we just through a tarp on the grass and hosed it down
Stims145 (5:08:36 PM): and dove about
Stims145 (5:08:55 PM): but it was sunny out, cant compare to the buckets of fun that could be has in the rain
Stims145 (5:09:03 PM): i will bring the cooking grease
Stims145 (5:10:15 PM): hahahhaha, how could you resist?????
mj23btn (5:10:54 PM): umm
mj23btn (5:10:56 PM): wow
mj23btn (5:11:05 PM): take it easy jimminy cricket
Stims145 (5:11:30 PM): woww
Stims145 (5:11:52 PM): i cant beleive would give up this oppertunity
Stims145 (5:12:14 PM): day before football, rain, its simple, slip and slide
Stims145 (5:14:45 PM): you disapoint me.

julesmc18 (7:37:07 PM): i tihnk i look bad
julesmc18 (7:37:14 PM): my bra strap is showing on the left
julesmc18 (7:37:17 PM): and my smile is yucky
mj23btn (7:38:11 PM): bra strap?
mj23btn (7:38:12 PM): <3
julesmc18 (7:38:16 PM): hahahaha

CoachRoach (7:36:09 PM): ok boss........ i hear Madden 04 calling my name.... gotta go trample the dead and hurdle the weak
mj23btn (7:36:23 PM): im gunna go hurdle the fat and eat my dinner
CoachRoach (7:36:25 PM): or vice-versa
mj23btn (7:36:27 PM): seeya on MONDAY!
CoachRoach (7:36:32 PM): yeah!!!!!!!!!!
mj23btn (7:36:37 PM): WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
mj23btn (7:36:45 PM): try not to float away when the wind blows
mj23btn (7:36:46 PM): slim
CoachRoach (7:36:50 PM): lol
CoachRoach (7:36:53 PM): will do

THA PLAYAZ CLUB dominated ahhahaha :: Jbasher Dsheps Bnaps, reppin tha playaz club 2003
PunkRawkMxPx19 (11:47:37 PM): yo brett def players club reunion ...g2g have a splendid evening
PunkRawkMxPx19 (11:47:53 PM): your never fully dressed
PunkRawkMxPx19 (11:47:59 PM): without a hickey on your chest

Cjmswain (1:00:26 PM): kuchta is looking smiley with her braces let out

Auto response from HondaX5 (12:57:09 PM): kuchta is looking playful with her hair let out.
mj23btn (12:57:10 PM): kuchta is looking angry with her anger let out.

RDT854 (4:06:00 PM): hows ur summer been goin
mj23btn (4:06:06 PM): good, urs.
RDT854 (4:06:24 PM): been ok, 2 damn hot out now tho
mj23btn (4:06:59 PM): yah
RDT854 (4:07:59 PM): hey u want another car for that gallery?
mj23btn (4:08:13 PM): your audi?
RDT854 (4:08:23 PM): yeah, only if u want 2 put it in
mj23btn (4:08:31 PM): no.
RDT854 (4:08:40 PM): ok
mj23btn (4:08:51 PM): u didnt pay for it, absolutely not.
RDT854 (4:09:29 PM): well iv payed half so far, i wont have the other half for anoter year tho prolly
mj23btn (4:10:37 PM): umm.
mj23btn (4:10:38 PM): no.
RDT854 (4:11:09 PM): k

Auto response from Jumper088 (12:40:55 PM): i'm probably visiting bnapoli.com as we speak ... why the hell aren't you!?

Suter is the funniest man alive.
OffnTackle52 (7:15:45 PM): fat
mj23btn (7:16:12 PM): pig
OffnTackle52 (7:17:29 PM): what is
OffnTackle52 (7:17:31 PM): up
mj23btn (7:18:53 PM): my weight.
Auto response from OffnTackle52 (7:18:53 PM): No wonder this clown died, his lungs were filled with CANDY!!!!

mj23btn (6:51:20 PM): im gunna have it in like 30 min
mj23btn (6:51:29 PM): go to shaws, cop a steak, and come here, we can grill em
Stims145 (6:52:04 PM): you grilling it yourself?
mj23btn (6:52:16 PM): yes
Stims145 (6:52:20 PM): good
Stims145 (6:52:25 PM): grilling dominates
Stims145 (6:52:29 PM): i love to grill food
mj23btn (6:52:58 PM): yeah
mj23btn (6:52:59 PM): go get one
mj23btn (6:53:00 PM): and come
Stims145 (6:53:00 PM): you could throw a wallabee on the grill and it will come out tasty
mj23btn (6:53:02 PM): yeah
mj23btn (6:53:04 PM): hahahahahahahahaahahahaha

Cjmswain (6:23:32 PM): that was great
Cjmswain (6:23:36 PM): your just like
Cjmswain (6:23:41 PM): lock the doors, close the windows
mj23btn (6:26:09 PM): hahaha
mj23btn (6:26:11 PM): hahahahahahahahahaha
mj23btn (6:26:13 PM): yes i was
mj23btn (6:26:13 PM): hahaha
mj23btn (6:26:16 PM): SHES LIKE
mj23btn (6:26:18 PM): whats going on in here!
mj23btn (6:26:25 PM): (whispers) "close the windows...."
mj23btn (6:26:27 PM): hahahaha
Cjmswain (6:26:29 PM): hahaha
Cjmswain (6:26:58 PM): oh man
mj23btn (6:27:01 PM): hahaha
Cjmswain (6:27:10 PM): she obviously heard you to
Cjmswain (6:27:14 PM): then she ran away

skiBum8938 [11:45 AM]: wtf, who is this
skiBum8938 [11:45 AM]: where do u go to school
skiBum8938 [11:46 AM]: NVM!
skiBum8938 [11:47 AM]: wrong person, the one i wanted to talk to is kelbelbabe44
skiBum8938 [11:48 AM]: where do u go to school
KelBelBabe4 [11:48 AM]: sfh
skiBum8938 [11:48 AM]: ok, i live in simbsbury
skiBum8938 [11:48 AM]: nvm then
skiBum8938 [11:48 AM]: r u hott
KelBelBabe4 [11:49 AM]: no
skiBum8938 [11:49 AM]: ok
KelBelBabe4 [11:49 AM]: im obese
skiBum8938 [11:49 AM]: o
skiBum8938 [11:50 AM]: oksry bout the mixup, bye

LkOoLz3224 (7:32:06 PM): we can obvb big chill..opening in my sched
mj23btn (7:32:46 PM): ooh!
mj23btn (7:32:47 PM): <3

LkOoLz3224 (7:28:01 PM): Lauren has to be the most outrageous person I have ever met, always willing to laugh her socks off, and put them back on - only to just laugh them off again
LkOoLz3224 (7:28:02 PM): hhahahahahahahaha
LkOoLz3224 (7:28:07 PM): oh my god
mj23btn (7:28:08 PM): hahahahaha
LkOoLz3224 (7:28:11 PM): is every persons this funny
LkOoLz3224 (7:28:16 PM): this is the coolest page EVVVVERR

mj23btn (8:04:32 PM): get some females together
RoKaFeLa96 (8:04:51 PM): eye candy
RoKaFeLa96 (8:05:03 PM): but occasionally take a lick or to
mj23btn (8:05:11 PM): AMEN
RoKaFeLa96 (8:05:15 PM): like a blow pop

BF FALCON (7:19:29 PM): i wanna kill you for the whole weblo scout thing and eagle scout thing
BF FALCON (7:19:37 PM): but the page is too crazy to even care
mj23btn (7:19:47 PM): thanks
mj23btn (7:19:49 PM): ahha
BF FALCON (7:19:59 PM): dude
BF FALCON (7:20:03 PM): beth and her friend
BF FALCON (7:20:08 PM): found these guys down here
BF FALCON (7:20:17 PM): and they smoke and my parents are all flippin out
mj23btn (7:20:41 PM): hhahaha
BF FALCON (7:37:15 PM): beth and her friend have been macking it with 16 year olds
BF FALCON (7:37:35 PM): meanwhile, me (mitch) have not been doing anything
BF FALCON (7:37:55 PM): i danced with 1 girl at the hootie and the blowfish concert, whose name i never quite caught
BF FALCON (7:38:00 PM): probably for the best
mj23btn (7:38:11 PM): hahahahahaha
BF FALCON (7:38:24 PM): its impossible to meet a girl here
mj23btn (7:38:31 PM): ahhaha
mj23btn (7:38:33 PM): WORD
BF FALCON (7:38:50 PM): there's none at the pool/hot tub, and you can't just like stalk one on the beach and go over to her
mj23btn (7:39:20 PM): walk the beach mad late
mj23btn (7:39:24 PM): and ask the time
BF FALCON (7:39:45 PM): lol
BF FALCON (7:39:51 PM): yeah yo utold me about that
mj23btn (7:39:56 PM): hahahahahaa

Tom filled out the form on the interact page, ahahaha thanks Tomomon
Subject: Feedback Form
From: "t shea" <twiggy41@secure.clickonhosting.com>
Date: Wed, August 6, 2003 12:34 pm
To: brett@bnapoli.com

this site is ill nast....

Squee143 (5:32:55 PM): word new site
Squee143 (5:32:57 PM): what time
mj23btn (5:32:59 PM): WORD
mj23btn (5:33:00 PM): soon!
Squee143 (5:33:01 PM): ill get popcorn
Squee143 (5:33:31 PM): i was at shaws and theres this hot girl starting and shes totally digging the belly
mj23btn (5:33:41 PM): GIDDY UP!
Squee143 (5:33:45 PM): word

Anybody ever get these? AHHHHH
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mj23btn (8:30:02 PM): SHUT UP
mj23btn (8:30:12 PM): YOU IDIOT

Tom applies at Shaws
Squee143 (3:05:49 AM): yea, the lady asked me
"so do you have any extra curicular activities?"
Squee143 (3:05:54 AM): and im like no
Squee143 (3:06:01 AM): and then to myself
Squee143 (3:06:05 AM): ahah im so lazy
Squee143 (3:06:11 AM): so that helped getting a job
Squee143 (3:07:28 AM): it was so gay
Squee143 (3:07:38 AM): rory wanted to go to an antique car show today
Squee143 (3:07:42 AM): like near hartford
Squee143 (3:07:55 AM): so im driving to get practice highway
Squee143 (3:08:06 AM): hour and a half to finally find the place
Squee143 (3:08:08 AM): its over
Squee143 (3:08:13 AM): another hour drive back
Squee143 (3:08:20 AM): i wanted to kill him
mj23btn (3:08:25 AM): ahhahahahahahaah

Man In Commercial: "How long have YOU been dreaming about that brraaand new kitchen!?" (in soft, womanly voice)
Dan: "...YEARS"
Man In Commercial: "Then get down to Guliano Kitchens in Waterbury!"
Dan: "...."

fig5287 (2:09:10 PM): britta is in virginia
fig5287 (2:09:33 PM): so the other night before she left
fig5287 (2:09:40 PM): i walked to her house in the rain
fig5287 (2:09:51 PM): to drop off four damn cds i promised her
fig5287 (2:10:01 PM): at 2 in the morning
fig5287 (2:10:15 PM): and then as im walking a cop car comes by
mj23btn (2:10:21 PM): no
mj23btn (2:10:22 PM): ahhahahaaha
fig5287 (2:10:30 PM): and i like raninto the woods
fig5287 (2:11:04 PM): and they shown a spotlight into the woods
mj23btn (2:11:06 PM): hhahaha
mj23btn (2:11:11 PM): hahahaha
fig5287 (2:11:11 PM): for like five minutes and then left
fig5287 (2:11:15 PM): i was like crap
fig5287 (2:11:23 PM): britta didnt even come out
fig5287 (2:11:31 PM): all i did was drop the cds off
mj23btn (2:11:32 PM): where did u put them
fig5287 (2:11:36 PM): i was sooo pissed off
fig5287 (2:11:39 PM): the mailbox
mj23btn (2:11:40 PM): hahahhaha

mj23btn (1:06:19 AM): classy
Xoxcanadaqt (1:06:29 AM): duh im blond
Xoxcanadaqt (1:06:35 AM): i gotta have some class
"blond"

Derek + Brett: "Look it says, THE SHAFT"
Kai: "...on the long ride home"

Ryan: "nah yo I get attacked all the time where I live, up in Waterbury"
(group chuckles)
Ryan: "no no, not by black people, cause I know thats what you're thinking"
Brett: "ohhhhh"
Ryan: "Like lynx's and stuff"
Dan: "What's a lynx?"
Derek: "shoot it in the eye, it can't attack you"

LiL mO xO (8:45:51 PM): my bobvs are like lobsters from cape cod brett its hysterical
LiL mO xO (8:46:02 PM): tan lines are a bitch

Mac18attack (8:27:40 PM): they have chocolate too
Mac18attack (8:28:04 PM): we could take raisins, cover then in peanut butter, then chocolate
Mac18attack (8:28:22 PM): take some frozen raisins...
Mac18attack (8:28:37 PM): we could have a lucrative business
mj23btn (8:29:10 PM): i know
mj23btn (8:29:15 PM): like, the largest raisinet ever
mj23btn (8:29:31 PM): extra layer of peanut butter, THEN chocolate, THEN peanut butter, THEN cheese or something
Mac18attack (8:29:33 PM): i smell success

BritBee903 (12:48:55 PM): JAJAJAJAJAJ BNAPPS YOU MAKE ME CHUCKLE

mj23btn (6:47:57 PM): shes sooo herpe'd out
mj23btn (6:47:59 PM): watch it
mercedes690 (6:48:02 PM): lol
mj23btn (6:48:05 PM): shes lost her mind
mercedes690 (6:48:09 PM): i'm not doin anything with her
mj23btn (6:48:09 PM): seriously watch out
mj23btn (6:48:12 PM): ive heard things
mercedes690 (6:48:32 PM): umm, do you have stds?
mercedes690 (6:48:40 PM): the most awkward question ever

mj23btn (6:41:19 PM): look at her away message...
mj23btn (6:41:41 PM): "imma go 2 sleep early"
mercedes690 (6:42:19 PM): ..now she thinks shes too good
mj23btn (6:42:28 PM): theres nobody left
mj23btn (6:42:31 PM): except sarah
mercedes690 (6:42:34 PM): put a fist through her head

mercedes690 (6:35:23 PM): dude if i were you, i'd leave her with a note telling her i'd kill her

Auto response from BigStace912 (12:40:14 AM): at my cousins BIG FAT GREEK WEDDING =-O

mj23btn (12:22:35 AM): what does your profile mean?
****** (12:22:41 AM): umm..random
mj23btn (12:22:43 AM): Live Now- No Regrets.
mj23btn (12:22:52 AM): what does that mean anyways
****** (12:22:53 AM): exactly what it says.
****** (12:23:05 AM): i dont ever live in the present
mj23btn (12:23:13 AM): ...
****** (12:23:13 AM): i mourn on the past and dread the future
****** (12:23:20 AM): its something i need to do
****** (12:23:25 AM): not that u give a hoot
mj23btn (12:23:27 AM): i was never presented with the choice to live somewhere else?

Yankees187 (12:02:21 AM): let it go
mj23btn (12:04:24 AM): yeah im fat
mj23btn (12:04:27 AM): YEAH I SAID IT
Yankees187 (12:04:41 AM): YEAH YOU SAID IT
Yankees187 (12:04:44 AM): finnie's obviously stressed
mj23btn (12:04:47 AM): yeah
mj23btn (12:04:48 AM): hahahahahahaha

Meta11ica55 (7:09:19 PM): mine is deff the best car on the site people r gonna read it and just laugh from the start
mj23btn (7:09:29 PM): yeah i know.
Meta11ica55 (7:09:36 PM): with a nice car like dans there will be no laughter
mj23btn (7:09:46 PM): yeah hahahahaa
Meta11ica55 (7:10:51 PM): the site deff needs more trash cars

mj23btn (6:57:51 PM): i kinda feel like playing basketball
Stims145 (6:58:46 PM): it still light out?
mj23btn (6:58:53 PM): obviously haha
mj23btn (6:59:01 PM): look out the window you imbosile
mj23btn (6:59:02 PM): haha
Stims145 (6:59:21 PM): im in the basement
mj23btn (6:59:33 PM): what are you, black?
Stims145 (6:59:34 PM): and the monitor is in the way of the little window
mj23btn (6:59:39 PM): wow.
mj23btn (6:59:49 PM): tilt your neck you babboon
Stims145 (7:00:04 PM): well im in a fashion as to where i would have to completely get up to see
Stims145 (7:00:11 PM): or scootch the chair t the side
Stims145 (7:00:16 PM): aha
Stims145 (7:00:19 PM): it is light
mj23btn (7:00:22 PM): yes
mj23btn (7:00:32 PM): i cant believe you ignored the fact that i just called you a babboon
mj23btn (7:00:36 PM): hahahaha, who does that
Stims145 (7:01:12 PM): hahahha
Stims145 (7:01:37 PM): ive been called a babboon a few times in my day
mj23btn (7:01:52 PM): haha no you havent
Stims145 (7:02:02 PM): yea i have
Stims145 (7:02:10 PM): maybe 3 or 4 times
mj23btn (7:02:14 PM): well
mj23btn (7:02:27 PM): i just called you a babboon, and i belly laughed before you even responded
mj23btn (7:02:31 PM): i dunno i just thought it was funny
mj23btn (7:02:33 PM): im fat
Stims145 (7:02:36 PM): hahaha
Stims145 (7:02:43 PM): well i just didnt really notice it
Stims145 (7:03:17 PM): im sure i would have laughed if i grasped the whole sentence u had said
mj23btn (7:03:38 PM): either way, this convo is going on my website. the vocabulary you've been using is impecable for such a worthless man on summer break

mj23btn (6:49:35 PM): when we were little, u used to draw pictures of naked girls and give them to me... and one time i showed my mom.... HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Stims145 (6:49:53 PM): hahahahhahahahahahahahahaha
mj23btn (6:50:05 PM): she told me that you were drawing them before i even knew what the parts were
Stims145 (6:50:17 PM): hahahhahahaha
Stims145 (6:50:36 PM): she just randomly told you this at dinner?
Stims145 (6:50:43 PM): i cant remember any of this
Stims145 (6:50:50 PM): but thats rediculously funny hahahha

mj23btn (6:51:27 PM): tony is the perfect human
Stims145 (6:51:31 PM): yea hahaha
Stims145 (6:51:37 PM): he helps old ladys across the street
mj23btn (6:51:41 PM): I KNOW

Stims145 (6:52:50 PM): i remember i talked to her a few months ago
Stims145 (6:52:58 PM): like 2 weeks after i got my license
Stims145 (6:53:18 PM): and i forget where it was, but she was like, "did you drive here all by yourself?!!"
mj23btn (6:53:25 PM): wghaahaha
Stims145 (6:53:35 PM): i was like, no you idiot i still have my mom drive me around.
Stims145 (6:53:45 PM): well i wish i did
mj23btn (6:53:55 PM): easy dan, you're a bad seed
Stims145 (6:54:08 PM): it was such a stupid question!
mj23btn (6:54:15 PM): i can imagine

Stims145 (11:25:55 PM): "brace yourself! its a commercial about your period."
Stims145 (11:25:59 PM): AAHH KILL ME

Dan - "people either love you or they hate you."
Me - "yeah i know."
Dan - "so many people talk to me that i hate, i should just tell them off."
Me - "exactly. do what I do, keep the annoyances to a minimum"

Yankees187 (1:06:03 AM): that's a beautiful thing
mj23btn (1:06:05 AM): yeah man
mj23btn (1:06:07 AM): came out real nice
mj23btn (1:06:10 AM): whos the man?
Yankees187 (1:06:17 AM): yyyyeah
mj23btn (1:06:21 AM): ehem...
mj23btn (1:06:23 AM): whos the man?
Yankees187 (1:06:39 AM): so anyway
mj23btn (1:06:44 AM): whos the man?
Yankees187 (1:06:51 AM): not finnie
mj23btn (1:06:56 AM): WHOS THE MAN
Yankees187 (1:07:13 AM): easy
Yankees187 (1:07:28 AM): you know there's no way i'd say it... it'd make me feel like your gay lover or some sh*t
mj23btn (1:09:17 AM): umm
mj23btn (1:09:24 AM): im not laying on top of you
mj23btn (1:09:26 AM): im online
mj23btn (1:09:28 AM): wow ur gay
Yankees187 (1:09:30 AM): lol
mj23btn (1:09:37 AM): im spending so much time making ur gallery
mj23btn (1:09:38 AM): you black man
Yankees187 (1:09:41 AM): you don't see anything weird in it?
mj23btn (1:09:46 AM): nope/
mj23btn (1:09:49 AM): me being the man?
Yankees187 (1:09:54 AM): like, i've said to other people "yeah brett's the man"
mj23btn (1:10:04 AM): ok forget it
mj23btn (1:10:10 AM): just say brett you are one cool cat
Yankees187 (1:10:20 AM): brett, you are one cool cat
mj23btn (1:10:23 AM): i know

Auto response from Stranks69 (10:37:04 AM): hooray for getting woken up at 9 for anger managment class!!!! ill be back at 12:30 latest

fig5287 (1:34:47 AM): id be dead before i had time to think of where to run
fig5287 (1:35:28 AM): whatever im fat

fig5287 (7:43:17 PM): yea
mj23btn (7:43:21 PM): u fat moose
fig5287 (7:43:24 PM): y
mj23btn (7:43:30 PM): ur fat..
fig5287 (7:43:34 PM): yes
mj23btn (7:43:52 PM): soo
mj23btn (7:43:53 PM): fat.
fig5287 (7:44:11 PM): my conformation name should've been fat
fig5287 (7:44:16 PM): or jabba the hut
mj23btn (7:44:23 PM): pizza the fat

LkOoLz3224 (8:11:36 PM): obv ill honk you in the face
LkOoLz3224 (8:11:42 PM): think about the meanings of honk
LkOoLz3224 (8:11:45 PM): like there are just so many
LkOoLz3224 (8:11:55 PM): like someone could get so confused one day
LkOoLz3224 (8:12:07 PM): and even like kill someone else bc they made a mistake in the meaning of honk
LkOoLz3224 (8:12:11 PM): i need to shut up