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Classic Laughs :: 10.22.06

The pillow talk idea was originally created for my first website ever, it was located at the URL http://angry.at/sloth - I wonder if anybody actually remembers it. Those were the days of kickme.to/nubs, Rochambeau Middle School, and Southbury at its illest. Stop and Shop was Grand Union, CVS was next to McDonalds, Kmart still sucked, Little Caesers still gave you the squirts, DiPalma's was Napolitano's, we were all D.A.R.E students, Jersey Mikes was Jersey Mikes, and most people were just beginning to use the internet, or hadn't yet explored its possibilities. While all of this was going on and at the age of 14, for some reason I decided to post angry.at/sloth. Pictures of sloths, cool cars, and copies of the funniest instant messenger conversations I had ever experienced. Many days later the idea came back to me while I was creating bnapoli.com. And just like that, Pillow Talk was born. So bust out your pajamas with feet and grab a pillow.


Intro

Pillow talk is the equivalent of "quotes" or "conversations." This page will be the place to come if you want to see what really goes on in the conversations I have on the internet. Some conversations will be one line, some will be 50 lines. The page will be similar to Lauren Kulish's "funny kids" page... which has developed quite the following over the past 6 months. Some of the content on this page will be edited due to language - but you will probably still understand what is trying to be said. This page should turn out to be pretty funny - provided, all of you keep making me laugh and talking about ridiculous things.


Pillow Talk

Stims145 (10:56:57 PM): i sold a pair of shoes today to a little girl that looked juuust like a gorilla
Stims145 (10:57:18 PM): it was so hard to hold back laughter
Stims145 (10:57:26 PM): i was forced to walk in back

Mrobs711 (9:20:59 PM): so watsup
mj23btn (9:21:16 PM): just wondering if this was you on the messageboard:
mj23btn (9:21:17 PM): The real Roberts: Y u gotta post under my name
Mrobs711 (9:21:45 PM): yea
Mrobs711 (9:22:08 PM): y
mj23btn (9:23:01 PM): the guy who posted under the name "roberts" is andrew roberts of the waterbury ymca... you can see his email address if you place your mouse over his name in the post
mj23btn (9:23:21 PM): he's a friend of RJ's and was saying he'd like to take him to lunch after reading his article
mj23btn (9:23:28 PM): not impersonating you
Mrobs711 (9:23:40 PM): o ok
Mrobs711 (9:23:48 PM): i thought some1 was messing around wit me
Mrobs711 (9:23:57 PM): saying something bout me eating him for lunch
Mrobs711 (9:23:59 PM): my bad

TAURUS13426 (5:35:26 PM): i wore the dresses everyday, french braid or half pony tail, matching stockings and black buckled shoes
TAURUS13426 (5:35:37 PM): then i would coem home and thats when i would rock the osh kosh bgosh
TAURUS13426 (5:35:40 PM): tuna sandwich in hand
TAURUS13426 (5:35:44 PM): watchign eurekas castle

Yankees187 (8:59:27 PM): wow
Yankees187 (8:59:30 PM): atleast
Yankees187 (8:59:33 PM): give me a little effort
Yankees187 (8:59:48 PM): just once
Yankees187 (8:59:49 PM): close down
Yankees187 (8:59:51 PM): just once
mj23btn (9:00:15 PM): kyer man
mj23btn (9:00:19 PM): i dont understand
mj23btn (9:00:21 PM): i just dont understand dude
mj23btn (9:00:23 PM): you get BEAT
mj23btn (9:00:25 PM): to da outside
mj23btn (9:00:28 PM): every game
mj23btn (9:00:34 PM): e v e r y game
mj23btn (9:00:42 PM): eddy
mj23btn (9:00:46 PM): move up dude
mj23btn (9:00:48 PM): come on
Yankees187 (9:01:28 PM): the i don't understand i think is the new worst
Yankees187 (9:01:44 PM): like i think that is just the most dissapointment next to of course the no word head shake

Yankees187 (9:17:04 PM): the best site ever
Yankees187 (9:17:06 PM): was out of shape denny
Yankees187 (9:17:21 PM): trying his little heart out to do the inch worm
Yankees187 (9:17:34 PM): and perry just saying "give me a little effort... you're not even trying dennison"

mj23btn (10:51:12 PM): this dude can NOT be serious
PunkRawkMxPx19 (10:53:54 PM): like i just dont understand why hed call them "custom" mabye if his url was like www.justsomecars.com
PunkRawkMxPx19 (10:54:07 PM): but no
PunkRawkMxPx19 (10:54:12 PM): CUSTOM
PunkRawkMxPx19 (10:54:15 PM): rides
mj23btn (10:55:04 PM): hhahahahaha
mj23btn (10:55:15 PM): due
mj23btn (10:55:16 PM): hahaha
mj23btn (10:55:20 PM): justsomecars hahahhaha

TAURUS13426 (8:50:26 PM): i hope one day they make a car that would feed me instead of music
TAURUS13426 (8:50:34 PM): id never stop driving

Auto response from Offnguard52 (9:58:45 PM): It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for the winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. And also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?
mj23btn ((9:58:50 PM): ahhahaahhahaha

TAURUS13426 (11:29:10 PM): i once got yelled at for feeding a duck bread
TAURUS13426 (11:29:20 PM): apparentky it can kill them if theyre not old enough to eat it
TAURUS13426 (11:29:21 PM): WHO KNEW
TAURUS13426 (11:29:58 PM): i could have been killing ducks my whole life though in my head i thoguht i was being nice
TAURUS13426 (11:30:04 PM): who dies from wonder bread!?

TAURUS13426 (11:02:24 PM): i may joke on occasion, but i dont tease about anything involving pbc's
mj23btn (11:02:28 PM): ahhaah
TAURUS13426 (11:02:30 PM): what kind of person do you think i am

The many sayings of our good man Matt Roberts

"YO SOMEONE'S UNDER THE TABLE"
"You don't see me in the halls? THATS COOL."
"Yo Alyssa, WHY YOU MAAAD AT ME? I'm your bud, have a seat."
"YO EMMA, WHY YOU BEIN' MEAN TO ME?"
"YO, SOMEBODY TURN THE FIRE THE OTHER WAY"

S-Berts: "what does cob mean?"
Caitlin: "its my initials.."
S-Berts: "whats your middle name, O?

ShOrTy5896 (11:09:06 AM): a horse trampled him

"Are you guys really cousins or do you just call each other that?"
"What a question!"

xPhEaR69x (2:55:48 PM): i have a chair with wheels by my compuuter
mj23btn (2:55:54 PM): ?
mj23btn (2:55:55 PM): ok..
xPhEaR69x (2:55:58 PM): and i just vacumed my room while sitting on a chair

"Im at a PAAAAARTAAAAAAY" -Mrs. A

Shortly after updating the new cell pictures with the shot of Finny

Stims145 (11:18:34 PM): HAHAHAHHA
Stims145 (11:18:44 PM): that picture of finnie!!! IS OUT OF CONTROL
Stims145 (11:19:05 PM): i wont be able to picture anything else when ever i hear finnies name from now on

Auto response from Yankees187 (11:26:06 PM): GoOoOoOo...

Auto response from SoccerDman (7:23:18 PM): anyone down, sad, a little blue....ready for a laugh.....Then turn the paper to page one in the local section and ull pull threw

POMPfoot3 (12:36:36 AM): stiller has the best camio in anchor man
mj23btn (12:36:55 AM): cameo...
POMPfoot3 (12:36:56 AM): yea but go see a manten how ever its spelt
POMPfoot3 (12:37:03 AM): its worthles french
mj23btn (12:37:05 AM): matinee
mj23btn (12:37:06 AM): hahaha
mj23btn (12:37:10 AM): you cant spell
mj23btn (12:37:12 AM): "camio"
mj23btn (12:37:17 AM): "manten"
POMPfoot3 (12:37:19 AM): what-eva
mj23btn (12:37:21 AM): "spelt"
mj23btn (12:37:22 AM): ahhahahaha
POMPfoot3 (12:37:41 AM): im dislechshic
mj23btn (12:37:44 AM): ahahahah
mj23btn (12:37:48 AM): dyslexic?
POMPfoot3 (12:37:50 AM): lol
POMPfoot3 (12:37:53 AM): yea
POMPfoot3 (12:37:58 AM): only with spelling
mj23btn (12:38:01 AM): quit while you're behind...
POMPfoot3 (12:38:21 AM): ease with the put downs i know im reatred
POMPfoot3 (12:38:26 AM): retarded*
mj23btn (12:38:28 AM): ahhaha
mj23btn (12:38:30 AM): ahhahaha
mj23btn (12:38:32 AM): dude WOW

Whats better than being paid time and a half from one of the largest technology corporations in the country to drive around Southbury and pick up food?

Tnapz (12:48:01 PM): dude
mj23btn (12:48:03 PM): dude
Tnapz (12:48:04 PM): ud love this
mj23btn (12:48:17 PM): ?
Tnapz (12:48:21 PM): i just picked up 17 pizzas and 48 hot dogs
Tnapz (12:48:24 PM): bahahaha
Tnapz (12:48:28 PM): i filled the jimmy
mj23btn (12:48:29 PM): oh yeah mom told me
mj23btn (12:48:31 PM): ahahha
Tnapz (12:48:43 PM): treat FEST
Tnapz (12:48:44 PM): over here
mj23btn (12:48:50 PM): ahha yeah
mj23btn (12:49:03 PM): IBM paid you time and a half to fill your suv with food?
Tnapz (12:49:08 PM): yes
Tnapz (12:49:12 PM): and go to shaws
mj23btn (12:49:13 PM): what a dream come true
Tnapz (12:49:33 PM): they dont care they made me come in
mj23btn (12:49:38 PM): yeah ha
Tnapz (12:49:40 PM): for the purpose of getting food
mj23btn (12:49:54 PM): good
mj23btn (12:51:32 PM): what a dream
Tnapz (12:51:50 PM): it is
Tnapz (12:51:56 PM): the entire back of the jimmy
Tnapz (12:52:00 PM): was full of pie

"its great how bnapoli.com comes alive in the summer"
-stimson j. cat III

ShOrTy5896 (6:39:52 PM): those cantolopes bounced down the hall like they had their own area code

LuDaTik45 (9:21:16 PM): out on the tizzzzzzzy nizzzzzzies
Auto response from mj23btn (9:21:16 PM): on the town, no school tomorrow
Mslizzies notizzied that bnizzies was chizzying on the tizzyy nizzies

kuchx44 (10:10:52 PM): niobe!
kuchx44 (10:10:53 PM): ahahahaha wow
kuchx44 (10:10:56 PM): what a candid pic of me
mj23btn (10:10:57 PM): ahhaah
mj23btn (10:11:01 PM): ahhahaha
mj23btn (10:11:
06 PM): yes kuchta
mj23btn (10:11:14 PM): you're photogenic with your kissy face let out
kuchx44 (10:11:23 PM): hahahahaha

ludaxkriz (10:02:08 PM): i need to pee but im too lazy
mj23btn (10:10:14 PM): ahhaah
ludaxkriz (10:11:14 PM): jeeebuusss

mj23btn (11:08:57 PM): so, bugz is dead? (Bugz from the group D-12)
pb239X (11:09:12 PM): yeh
pb239X (11:11:49 PM): yeh lifes a fragile thing one day youre eatin a burger the next youre dead meat
mj23btn (11:12:05 PM): that couldnt be more true
pb239X (11:12:48 PM): unless youre a pathetic vegetarian and who the hell wants to know or even cares what they eat
mj23btn (11:15:55 PM): ahhahaha
mj23btn (11:15:57 PM): AMEN!
pb239X (11:16:16 PM): ahleluhia
mj23btn (11:16:34 PM): petey pab, come on now
mj23btn (11:16:36 PM): i think its
mj23btn (11:16:40 PM): hallelujah
mj23btn (11:16:46 PM): i could be wrong
mj23btn (11:16:56 PM): hah-lay-loo-jay
pb239X (11:16:57 PM): dammit i think youre right
mj23btn (11:16:59 PM): haha
mj23btn (11:17:00 PM): maybe
pb239X (11:17:40 PM): you ever go to church and hear that song where they say it like 100 times
mj23btn (11:17:45 PM): yeah
mj23btn (11:17:45 PM): haahah
pb239X (11:17:50 PM): over and over again it makes me crazy
mj23btn (11:17:50 PM): its in like every song
pb239X (11:18:30 PM): i guess its like n*gga in rap
mj23btn (11:18:50 PM): ahhaha yeah

Auto response from pb239X (11:26:16 PM): Abba Zabba you my only friend

CjmX101: all yall can lick the tusks keep on swimming

Shad0dancn (8:48:50 PM): that watch collection btw, was really gangsta
mj23btn (8:49:31 PM): hahaha
mj23btn (8:49:33 PM): you like it?
Shad0dancn (8:49:42 PM): yes!
Shad0dancn (8:50:05 PM): i wanted to have ur babies when the glinting in my eyes wore off
Shad0dancn (8:50:16 PM): and i could see the bling that is bnaps
mj23btn (8:50:21 PM): hhaha

ludaxkriz (9:49:42 PM): at work today
ludaxkriz (9:49:46 PM): some guy comes in
ludaxkriz (9:49:50 PM): and hes like "hellooo"
ludaxkriz (9:49:53 PM): and im like hi!
ludaxkriz (9:50:01 PM): and hes like "not yet, but soon"
ludaxkriz (9:50:02 PM): hahahhaa
ludaxkriz (9:50:05 PM): he was an old man

"Good Blow this is."
            Yoda (Chappele's Show)

QT BaBiE BeLLa (7:08:11 PM): name this animal
mj23btn (7:08:16 PM): ok...
QT BaBiE BeLLa (7:08:18 PM): BRONK BRONK
mj23btn (7:08:21 PM): uhh
mj23btn (7:08:25 PM): moose?
QT BaBiE BeLLa (7:08:28 PM): no
mj23btn (7:08:29 PM): donkey
QT BaBiE BeLLa (7:08:30 PM): a GOOSE!
mj23btn (7:08:35 PM): oh
mj23btn (7:08:36 PM): HA
mj23btn (7:08:37 PM): haha
mj23btn (7:08:39 PM): i said it out loud
mj23btn (7:08:41 PM): LAUGH!
QT BaBiE BeLLa (7:08:50 PM): hahaha

smuckface 15 (12:15:07 AM): u play b ball today
mj23btn (12:15:09 AM): yeah
mj23btn (12:15:11 AM): was ill
smuckface 15 (12:15:15 AM): i bet
smuckface 15 (12:15:33 AM): should have stopped by
mj23btn (12:15:37 AM): yeah dude
smuckface 15 (12:15:39 AM): we were out on the town
smuckface 15 (12:15:48 AM): mcds n*gga
mj23btn (12:17:10 AM): hahaaahha

SoccerDman (7:49:22 PM): that little fat girl is out of control
SoccerDman (7:49:52 PM): i just want to tackle her, put a sock in her mouth...then...give her a hug

LuDA x KRiZ (8:42:22 PM): whats ians page i wanna see it
mj23btn (8:44:08 PM): umm
mj23btn (8:44:13 PM): www.geocities.com/beaver_tayl
LuDA x KRiZ (8:48:07 PM): dooooes he even go to our school?

SoccerDman: damn i cant believe my parents are still mad at teh whole "stealing the nieghbores car" thing

qt bAbie beLla (11:01:09 PM): haha.. ive been really thinking about the whole GHE sound
Auto response from mj23btn (11:01:09 PM): GHEGHEGHE
qt bAbie beLla (11:01:44 PM): and for some odd reason.. i keep picturing the walrus getting up like on its backside and waving its arm fin things together and clapping with the GHE GHE GHE thing in the background

QT BaBiE BeLLa: i met - little finucane, at softball today.. what a slim fam!

mj23btn (8:59:37 PM): security on my tusks, fool
mj23btn (8:59:40 PM): I DONT GIVE A WHAAT!
kuchx44 (8:59:48 PM): we love you ffejy

LuDA x KRiZ (8:57:37 PM): i HAD DESSERT LAST NIGHT AT MAGGIES <333
mj23btn (8:57:41 PM): WORD
LuDA x KRiZ (8:57:46 PM): heaven i tell you, heaven <333333
LuDA x KRiZ (8:59:09 PM): mmm i have a rumbly in my tumbly just thinkin about it
LuDA x KRiZ (8:59:21 PM): hahaha omg too much pooh bear with my sisters :-\
mj23btn (9:00:46 PM): WOW

JK0214 (8:49:34 AM): dude. I drove all the way to school and no one was there. Hahaha I thought we had a 90 min delay

LuDA x KRiZ (5:47:29 PM): Woo! im uploading them!
LuDA x KRiZ (5:47:58 PM): it did one already...the one where u have ur hands up and are going like gheeeee

mj23btn (5:49:34 PM): hahahahahaha
Auto response from Key5ter2111 (5:49:34 PM): english paper... gheee

"Who gunna *honk* wit us, ashes to ashes, tusks to tusks" -Turbo

mj23btn (11:16:40 PM): GHEEEEEEE
mj23btn (11:16:43 PM): A GHE GHEEEEEEe
CjmX101 (11:16:48 PM): hahah
mj23btn (11:16:59 PM): GHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
mj23btn (11:17:09 PM): GAME GAME
mj23btn (11:17:11 PM): GAME OVA!
mj23btn (11:17:18 PM): GHE GHE GHGHGHGEHGHE
mj23btn (11:17:21 PM): FLIP FLIP FLIP
CjmX101 (11:17:22 PM): flip
mj23btn (11:17:23 PM): GAME OVER
mj23btn (11:17:25 PM): GHE GHE HGHGHGHGHGHE
mj23btn (11:18:12 PM): NOW WHO DAY WANT
mj23btn (11:18:14 PM): GAME OVA!
mj23btn (11:18:20 PM): GHE GHE
mj23btn (11:18:23 PM): WAL WAL WAL
mj23btn (11:18:25 PM): WAL WAL WAL
mj23btn (11:18:27 PM): game ova!
CjmX101 (11:18:56 PM): ffej ffej ffej ffej
mj23btn (11:19:41 PM): fejjy fejjy fejjy fejjy
mj23btn (11:19:42 PM): dude
mj23btn (11:19:46 PM): go to bnapoli.com
mj23btn (11:19:47 PM): new pillow talk
mj23btn (11:19:48 PM): hahaha
CjmX101 (11:20:10 PM): ahah yea i saw
mj23btn (11:21:09 PM): ahhahaha
mj23btn (11:21:12 PM): "Yo man, I drank like 5 red bulls, I was off the walls... man, CRAZIEST NIGHT AT TURBOS" -Jay
mj23btn (11:21:19 PM): hahaha
CjmX101 (11:21:34 PM): ahahahah
CjmX101 (11:21:36 PM): KILLA
mj23btn (11:22:28 PM): dude
mj23btn (11:22:32 PM): this is the funniest one
mj23btn (11:22:33 PM): hahaha
mj23btn (11:22:34 PM): hhahahaha
mj23btn (11:22:35 PM): fig5287 (12:11:32 PM): last night
fig5287 (12:11:39 PM): when everyone was asking about my accident
fig5287 (12:11:50 PM): jeff goes
fig5287 (12:11:57 PM): was the thing you hit moving
fig5287 (12:12:05 PM): i just laughed
fig5287 (12:12:15 PM): and he goes dont worry ive hit alot of non moving stuff
fig5287 (12:12:25 PM): i was like woooooow
mj23btn (11:22:48 PM): hahahahahaha
mj23btn (11:22:50 PM): FEJJY!
mj23btn (11:22:51 PM): <3
mj23btn (11:22:52 PM): hahahahahaha
mj23btn (11:23:59 PM): AHAHAHHAHA
CjmX101 (11:24:08 PM): everything if ffejy orientated
mj23btn (11:24:17 PM): yo ahhaha
mj23btn (11:24:57 PM): weloveyoufejjy
mj23btn (11:25:03 PM): we love you all...
mj23btn (11:25:10 PM): ...but especially you fejjy.
CjmX101 (11:28:29 PM): ahahahah
CjmX101 (11:28:33 PM): ESPECIALLY FFEJY
mj23btn (11:28:57 PM): show your face to the world fejjy
mj23btn (11:28:58 PM): show it
mj23btn (11:29:04 PM): just show your beautiful face fejjy
CjmX101 (11:29:07 PM): ahaha
mj23btn (11:29:13 PM): A GHE GHEEEEEEEE


Stims145 (10:54:42 PM): hmm, im burning a cd, and its taking like an hour haha
Stims145 (10:55:05 PM): your burner is like a herd of work oxen
mj23btn (10:55:07 PM): yeah
mj23btn (10:55:09 PM): hahahaha
mj23btn (10:55:10 PM): hahahahahahaha

#25 on Hillhouse Girls Bball

L RaE A 45: i think danbury... her quote was...
L RaE A 45: "you can but 10 people on me, they aint gunna stop me"
L RaE A 45: i was like f you , you cocky *honk*


BLaZe971 (11:05:18 PM): i read it online and i wanted to bust out of my computer chair, run to my car, start her up , drive to new haven, knock on the shack she lives in, and beat her with a 80 oz bat

Irony is bananas.

mj23btn (9:45:11 PM): and hes like
mj23btn (9:45:16 PM): we sooooooo have to go outside later.
kuchx44 (9:45:28 PM): ahahahahaha
mj23btn (9:45:29 PM): look at the stars and stuff... 8-)
mj23btn (9:45:33 PM): i was like
kuchx44 (9:45:34 PM): NO WAY
mj23btn (9:45:35 PM): OH MY GOD
kuchx44 (9:45:50 PM): OH MY GOD
kuchx44 (9:46:03 PM): AHAHAHAHA

xlilem2x (9:03:55 PM): cuz we just laugh so much
mj23btn (9:04:09 PM): obv!
xlilem2x (9:04:10 PM): ie:
xlilem2x (9:04:13 PM): veiny josh
mj23btn (9:04:16 PM): hahahahahahahaha
IE: Veiny Josh, hahaha emma you're a MAAAAAANIAC

Rokafela96: I heard matt atkinson is thinking about coming
Rokafela96: i will work him

"Yo man, I drank like 5 red bulls, Iwas off the walls... man, CRAZIEST NIGHT AT TURBOS" -Jay

"YEAH MAN, I PUT MY THANG DOWN FLIPPED IT AND REVERSED IT" -Bnaps

Stims145 (1:33:17 AM): way to call my house at a redic hour..
mj23btn (1:33:24 AM): it wasnt me dude
mj23btn (1:33:26 AM): it was merrittee
Stims145 (1:33:28 AM): hahahaha
mj23btn (1:33:30 AM): is ur mom angry?
Stims145 (1:33:52 AM): i didnt hear it ring cas i was in the basement, shes just like, someone keeps calling and hanging up
mj23btn (1:34:03 AM): nah
Stims145 (1:34:05 AM): and shes like, i think it was one of your friends, and i think there drunk or something hahaha
mj23btn (1:34:10 AM): obviously not, we called and got the machine like 10 times
mj23btn (1:34:17 AM): and then she picked up
mj23btn (1:34:21 AM): and merritee grabbed the phone
mj23btn (1:34:23 AM): and hes like
mj23btn (1:34:28 AM): WHY HELLOO IS DANIEL THERE?
mj23btn (1:34:32 AM): in an english accent
Stims145 (1:34:33 AM): hahahahhahahahahahahaha
Stims145 (1:34:37 AM): HAHAHAHAHAHHA
mj23btn (1:34:39 AM): your mom was like...
Stims145 (1:34:42 AM): stupid tee
mj23btn (1:34:43 AM): jebus H, tee.
Stims145 (1:34:57 AM): bahahaha

fig5287 (12:11:32 PM): last night
fig5287 (12:11:39 PM): when everyone was asking about my accident
fig5287 (12:11:50 PM): jeff goes
fig5287 (12:11:57 PM): was the thing you hit moving
fig5287 (12:12:05 PM): i just laughed
fig5287 (12:12:15 PM): and he goes dont worry ive hit alot of non moving stuff
fig5287 (12:12:25 PM): i was like woooooow

Finny sits at Mohegan Sun for 2 hours waiting for Teta... his dad doesn't want to hit rush hour traffic

fig5287 (12:06:44 PM): what the hell am i gonna do for so long there
mj23btn (12:06:55 PM): peep the females
fig5287 (12:07:10 PM): theres only so many femals you can peep there
mj23btn (12:07:59 PM): nah man
mj23btn (12:08:00 PM): place is huge
mj23btn (12:08:01 PM): moose
fig5287 (12:08:05 PM): hopefully
mj23btn (12:08:12 PM): hahahahahaha
fig5287 (12:08:12 PM): theres gonna be soo many restaurants
fig5287 (12:08:18 PM): im gonna be soooo hungry
PLACE IS HUGE, MOOSE

CjmX101 (3:01:26 PM): i love you both
CjmX101 (3:01:31 PM): but especially you ffejy

Midnight on a Thursday night before a snow day, eating eggs in my kitchen. Quite possibly the best Stimson J. Cat quote of all time.

"That other day, when it was icy... Wednesday... I almost hit a Jetta. The driveway was all covered with ice and I was sliding and stuff. I woulda dominated that Jetta...... The jeep is a tank... I should put tank treads on it or something. Can you imagine that? ..Like a Jeep with tank treads. It would top out at 50 miles an hour.... but it would definately be worth it.... You could run over anything! ....My goal in life is to own a tank." - Dan Steinfeld

Brett: "Theres so much syrup in that soda machine though. That stuff costs them probably 1 cent for a cup of soda, and they charge $1.25."
Matt: "Somebody I told that to didn't believe me, it was probably like Merritt or something... he was like 'Nah man, naaah'"
Dan: "Well it probably costs for the cups and stuff and the machine. It probably costs like 6 cents or something."
Matt: "I can't believe we sit around and talk about stupid stuff like this, like... its all we ever do."
Brett: "...No, it probably costs 2 cents a for the liquid in each cup."
Matt: "Dude I don't care."
Brett: "But you know it does."

Look at the timestamp on these instant messages...
ERp373 (7:44:58 PM): brb i have to pee again
mj23btn (7:46:42 PM): WOW
Auto response from ERp373 (7:46:43 PM): brb
mj23btn (8:53:29 PM): you've been peeing for hours
Auto response from ERp373 (8:53:30 PM): brb

Stims145 (12:27:05 AM): some smart ass deer jump in front of me on my way home
Stims145 (12:27:16 AM): almost had my first big game kill
mj23btn (12:28:01 AM): hahahahaha

I swear... it's spreading like wildfire.
ERp373 (6:21:28 PM): oh word

Zoneman5000 (12:18:19 AM): holla atcha boy
Zoneman5000 (12:18:26 AM): mista blaaaang
Zoneman5000 (12:18:35 AM): spread it with a spatula
mj23btn (12:18:45 AM): wooord
mj23btn (12:18:59 AM): WOOOOOOOOOOORD
mj23btn (12:19:16 AM): been chillin since 9:00
mj23btn (12:19:28 AM): i ate so much
Zoneman5000 (12:21:27 AM): SOLID.

DMBkay088 (5:57:43 PM): haha what an excellent trick!
mj23btn (5:57:49 PM): i saw grizzly adams today at dunkin donuts
DMBkay088 (5:58:12 PM): hahaha shouldn't he be out hunting things?
mj23btn (5:59:37 PM): thats what i figured
DMBkay088 (6:00:20 PM): wierd, was he wearing flannel?
mj23btn (6:01:01 PM): yes
mj23btn (6:01:06 PM): his brother was there too
mj23btn (6:01:14 PM): grizzles the half-man half-bear

Mac18attack (2:59:03 PM): cause if we have no school im stuck at home with her
Mac18attack (2:59:12 PM): i will snowshoe to your house!
Mac18attack (2:59:55 PM): if shes here, ima be like, im sledding with brett, be back in 14 hrs

WOOOOWWW, the irony

Stims145 (11:43:42 PM): the whole night is like depending on teta hahha
Stims145 (11:43:47 PM): if he crashes into a tree or something..
Stims145 (11:44:07 PM): that clearly wont happen though

Stims145 (9:46:44 PM): update the sight yet?
mj23btn (9:46:51 PM): im doing it right now
mj23btn (9:46:57 PM): i have barely anything to update
mj23btn (9:47:01 PM): my camera broke
Stims145 (9:47:10 PM): just throw up some pillow talk, anything
mj23btn (9:47:12 PM): i will
Stims145 (9:47:24 PM): u can start using naomi's camra if u want
Stims145 (9:47:33 PM): cept id have to find hte software
mj23btn (9:48:44 PM): nah
mj23btn (9:48:47 PM): i have a printer
Stims145 (9:50:39 PM): comical pillow talk always does the trick
Stims145 (9:50:43 PM): that'll due
mj23btn (9:51:14 PM): haha
Stims145 (9:51:35 PM): and if u run out of stuff, just start saying rediculous things
mj23btn (9:51:48 PM): yeah
mj23btn (9:51:48 PM): hahaha
Stims145 (9:51:51 PM): horse jockies.
Stims145 (9:51:53 PM): ect
mj23btn (9:52:00 PM): i understand.
Stims145 (9:52:27 PM): geeuuh
Stims145 (9:52:36 PM): i havent said it all day
mj23btn (9:52:48 PM): GHEE

Stims145 (9:55:54 PM): you guys managed to single handedly demolish about 15 sticks of butter last night hahah
Stims145 (9:56:03 PM): i found a few sprewed around the garage
Stims145 (9:56:14 PM): i just kicked it under naomi's car

mj23btn (10:43:34 PM): what should i add to bnapoli.com
ERp373 (10:44:40 PM): umm
ERp373 (10:46:14 PM): a page dedicated to all the little sayings yall have ie oh word, i dunno about that
ERp373 (10:46:19 PM): no nevermind i dont like that
mj23btn (10:46:44 PM): i dunno about that emily...
mj23btn (10:46:51 PM): i need something monumental
ERp373 (10:46:54 PM): understandable
ERp373 (10:47:30 PM): well you have done so much!
ERp373 (10:47:37 PM): its hard to top it
mj23btn (10:48:27 PM): i know
mj23btn (10:48:30 PM): im the king, i know
mj23btn (10:48:33 PM): you dont have to say it
ERp373 (10:48:42 PM): ya.. wasnt going to
mj23btn (10:48:52 PM): ohhhhh, fiesty
ERp373 (10:49:01 PM): ya what are ya gunna do
mj23btn (10:49:07 PM): ummm take your life
mj23btn (10:49:08 PM): j/k
mj23btn (10:49:13 PM): or am i...
ERp373 (10:50:38 PM): well find out
mj23btn (10:51:07 PM): ok, i wasnt kidding.
mj23btn (10:51:12 PM): REKANIZE
ERp373 (10:51:16 PM): bahahaha

Auto response from KOSSomeone (2:07:51 AM): aha datamatch, material wealth, awesome
mj23btn (2:07:52 AM): hhahahahaha
During the "Datamatch" today up at the high school, one of the questions for the datamatch test "what would you prefer to achieve the most of the following: 1 - true love, 2 - material wealth 3 - successful career. No surprise to anyone, Craig and I both checked "material wealth" simply because we don't care!

Auto response from Stims145 (12:26:32 AM): Miller: "Is it true they had picture of Jennifer Lopez down in those spyderholes?"
Leno: "Why would you ask me that? Like i have spyderhole knowledge?"
bahahha

Alexis, you are ridiculous!

mj23btn (5:47:02 PM): hahahaha
Auto response from L RaE A 45 (5:47:03 PM): Get ur Gat ! Were going to Bridgeport ! - - - > @ KoLBe - Game at 7 wish us LUCK !
mj23btn (5:47:04 PM): hahahahahahahahaha
"Get ur gat" hahahaha its funny cause its true!

mj23btn (4:14:45 PM): oh word, nice away message
Auto response from qT babie beLla (4:14:45 PM): NAP!
mj23btn (4:14:46 PM): NAPS ARE STRAIGHT!

"Deer can ruin cars"
"Nah man you're thinkin' of moose... those things are huge, moose?!" -Jeff

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