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to the ALLIES page. On this page you will find a small compilation
of the coolest people in town. I don't have pictures of everyone so
DON'T FEEL LEFT OUT! If you have a picture of yourself... and you
are pretty sure that I like you, go ahead and email it to me - brett@bnapoli.com.
I got pictures of as many people as I could, and I'm still working
on it, so for now just check out the people I have and wait for the
page to grow. Some people have longer descriptions than others, and
some have none, simply because theres nothing to say. Everyone knows
everyone, people with descriptions are people that I have something
important I want to add so don't be offended if your picture has a
short description or none at all, theres a lot of people on this page!
Enjoy! |
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| Keywords |
Being
Slim, Dieting, Anorexia |
| Nicknames |
Slim,
Fig, Finny, Fcakes, FinnyFatFing's, Unreliable-Finny,
Deflowering-Finny, FKAKES, Slimfastnukane, Weblo
Scout, Eagle Scout Finny, Fat, Hog, Moose, Fattington |
| When
it comes to finny, he's a really interesting guy.
After speaking to him you would only assume that
he is 25 pounds overweight and larger than life.
Yet, when meeting this fine young gentlemen, you
see that he is a 40 pound underweight boy scout
with excellent morals. Finny plays football, has
a car, dates a water filter, and is just a good
kid all around. Finny is the perfect person to poke
fun at. He takes ridicule very well because he knows
that we love him although we rag on him alot for
being slim. When it comes down to it, finny is a
good kid that will go places, and we wish him well
in the soap business or wherever he takes his oversized
brain and undersized belly. |
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| Keywords |
2pac,
Mercedes-Benz, Old Trucks ........ NOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| Nicknames |
Bfayns,
NOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Acrobat Bfayns |
| Brian
is a hard person to describe. He is just everything
but typical. Brian is the most laid back person
I know and he really knows how to relax and enjoy
a simple evening. Brian keeps everything in perspective.
If you know him then you know what I'm talking about.
He has his views on every subject and he can always
support his view with intelligent information. Brian
is one of the most fun people to do nothing with
simply because he doesn't care. He cruises town
in a beat up truck, listens to 2pac, plays a guitar,
works hard for his money, and goes to church with
me every Saturday. Everyone I know, including myself,
has a great deal of respect for Brian and he's definately
an easy person to be friends with. |
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| Keywords |
Pizza,
Turbines, S500's |
| Nicknames |
Jay,
Jay-Fax, Fax Machine, Turbine, Jay-Faxed-Me-A-Turbine,
J, JTurbz, Jay Faxed Me Some Turb-ulence (created
by bfayns) |
| Jay
indeed faxed me a letter. Jay is a creative guy
that everybody should know. Ill house, ill s500,
ill treats, ill beats, ill everything. His house
dominates, his car dominates, his family dominates,
his house is packed with treats, his mind is filled
with beats, he's hot on these streets, he's the
turbine and he'll F you up. If you don't know Jay
then you are really missing out. He's chill and
if he's not making rap tunes he's jamming his guitar,
keep an eye out for him, he's the jolly guy with
the long hair and a belly almost equally as excellent
as mine. |
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| Keywords |
Mustang,
Blue Col, No Curfew |
| Nicknames |
Daniel
Alexander, Daniel, Dsteins, Stims, Stimson J. Cat,
Slim, Scuzzbucket, "meh meh meh meh",
Blubber |
| Yes!
Its time for Daniel Alexander! I've been working
on this page for over a week now and I'm doing Dan
last. I remember one time in 2nd grade Dan refused
for almost 2 hours to tell me his middle name. After
I finally found out, it wasn't even half bad, but
he was enraged. Anyways, Dan is a slim cat, he eats
like a horse but never gains any weight. If you've
ever met him, chances are he mentioned pie or eating
an omelette within the first 10 minutes you've been
near him. You can tell by the picture that he is
the slimmest man alive - the picture you see to
your left is actually a photo of him inside Kmart
lifing two 1-pound dumbells. Theres so much to say
about Dan that I can't even put it all in one place.
To make it simple: he's slim, he's a pig, he drives
a Mustang, he got fired from his first real job
after two weeks for.. and I quote "doing nothing."
He was the first person I met when I moved to Southbury,
and I'd say I'm hanging out with him at least 340
days out of the year. DAN IS THE MAAAAAAAAAAAAN. |
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| Keywords |
"Dude,"
Nomadic People |
| Nicknames |
Stranko,
KidThatQuitFootball, No-Practice-Derek, Bad Seed,
Roamer, Wanderer, Nomad, Traveler, Yanni |
| Derek
moved here in third grade, the first month he lived
here we were brutal enemies. I was an overweight
moose of a third grader and he was a model. We exchanged
harsh words for several weeks until we unintentionally
joined forces. We used our harsh words on others
versus on each other. We teamed up to become a diabolical
duo of fresh remarks and extreme fun-poking tactics.
The bus rides home were loaded with insults on the
largest variety of people you could ever imagine.
As times went on we became the other half of a crew
of 4 people consisting of Derek, Jay, Brian Faynor
and myself. Although Derek attends anger management
classes, he's still a good man and we like having
him around to be slim and pretend he's fat although
he is very slim. |
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| Keywords |
Dave
Matthews, Hats, (Alleged) Rape |
| Nicknames |
Mtatez,
Mitchell, Teta Tots, MTotties, The Spawn of O.J.,
Blacky, Black Man, Young Dark Skinned Black Man |
| I
met this young African gentlemen early freshman
year. He was stuck in love with Esidz at the time
and I wasn't a fan. After meeting a fellow hog named
Finny, we were introduced. At first, I wasn't Mitch's
cup of tea. As the season progressed into the winter,
and spring ball began, I start realizing that Mitch
wasn't half bad. Sophomore year began and I began
to notice that Mitch wasn't oblivious to what is
happening in the world. Long discussions about women
and insight led Mitch and I to an understanding
that we both know how certain people function, and
we can see right through it. Though Mitch is given
a bad rep because of the whole Kelly ordeal, he's
still just as cool as he ever was. Mitch more or
less lost alot of respect from women because of
that February incident, but only the cool girls
gave him a chance to explain. Most of the girls
he had been friends with for a while just split,
and assumed he was worthless. I think those girls
know who they are and its bogus that you can just
leave his life because of rumor. So if any of them
read this, just talk to him for a minute, he's one
of the most insightful people I know. |
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| Keywords |
Cool
Cat, LPLN |
| Nicknames |
Lexi |
| I've
known Lexi since first grade, she was my first love,
first female friend, and she's my oldest female
accomplice. She's been cool since 93 and since the
beginning everybody always knew she would be unforgettalbe.
Lexi is not only beautiful, she is a party animal,
she is hilarious, shes athletic, she's smart, and
she's always ready to par-tay. She played on the
boys soccer team when she was younger because she
dominated the girls, she used to sleep over all
the time, and we have only fought once in 11 years
of friendship. Back in 2nd grade she thought I called
her "sexy lexi" and she flipped out, (which
SHE doesn't remember, but I remember clearly). The
ironic side of the story is that her screen name
is SexyLexi1045, interesting huh? What can I say,
I paved the way. |
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| Keywords |
Laziness,
Kicking |
| Nicknames |
Geddz,
G-money, Kicker, Slim Kicker, Slim |
| Greg
is the man. There's nothing else to say. He eats,
he goes places, he sits on the couch and eats pizza.
He can lift, kick, murder, and liven up a party.
He's slim, but he could probably snap you. Though
commonly noticed as a soccer player, he is quite
the pompfoot football player and he is respected
among the lineman as a pig just like us. Seriously
Greg is the man. |
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| Keywords |
Freshman
Geometry, Dropping The F Bomb at Bill Harley |
| Nicknames |
Poop,
Pooper, Young Pooper, Pooperscooper, Scoop, Scoop-Poop-Off-The-Sidewalk |
| I
met Kayla in 7th grade. The PROJECT EXPLORE class
was going to the Renaissance fair in New York and
Kayla was one of the other gifted students that
would be in attendance. I was rattling off jokes
to some random cronies in the parking lot before
the bus came, and Kayla was laughing at every one.
Since that day, we've been making fun of everything
we see. Kayla is respected by all the guys as the
nicest person alive, and she's always available
to just relax with the guys. Kayla has been my ninja
since 7th grade and forever, and I can't wait for
Bill Harley to come back to town so we can go...
AGAIN! Blaaack soooocks they never get dirtttyy
the more that you wear them the stronger they get.
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| Keywords |
Phoning
Home, Looking Like My Boss |
| Nicknames |
Dunny,
NDunny, Rabnud, Nathaniel, E.T., Brett's Boss |
| Nate
is a maniac. What used to be slight dislike, has
evolved to great respect that I have for Nate. Towards
the early half of sophomore year, Nate and I hadn't
been able to hang out much and we drifted to different
cliques even though we shared almost 4 years of
soccer together. One evening at the Teta's in early
Janaury changed my view of Nate forever. After almost
two hours making explicit comments on a "friendtest.com"
board, Nate and I became the best of friends. I
realized that the 8 foot tall, soccer playing, slim
cat named Nate was actually a pretty cool kid. Since
then, Nate has been around to poke fun with me and
join in all the festivities we create. Though my
opinions of Nate weren't always what they are today,
he is the man and he definately will stay that way.
Word. |
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| Keywords |
Panda
Bears |
| Nicknames |
Panda
Bear Under The Lunch Table |
| For
all of you that don't have the privelage of knowing
Miss Stefanie, you don't know what you're missing.
It wasn't until early sophomore year that I had
the chance to meet Stef, and it was definately a
great thing. Stef is hands down one of the most
attractive girls in the school and she's most widely
known for her long period of lovin' with local stud
Brendan O'Donnel. Stef is quite humorous and she
can make a good time out of any situation. She is
a party animal, yet she always has time to talk
to the friendly panda bear that hides under our
lunch table during D block. Stef is awesome and
there isn't a person I know that doesn't love her. |
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| Keywords |
Barn
Animals, Food, Cookies |
| Nicknames |
Fat,
Pig, Fat Pig, Moose, Hog, Oxen, Boar, Slob, Sloth,
Piglet, Tribe of Pigs, Horse, Fattest Man Alive,
O-line Guard, 52, Lord of The Fat, Fatty, Chubs,
Chunk-style, Lord Hoggington, Blubberpot |
| Strongest
man on the earth, fattest man in the state, biggest
moose in the county. Ryan is just a pig without
a care. He wears shirts with cookies on them, lifts
weights, kills people, and dominates Pomperaug Football.
Don't be fooled by his visors and sandals... hes
a moose and he isn't afraid to slap you with his
antlers. |
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| Keywords |
The
Army, Crew Cuts, Murder, Being Perfect, Commander |
| Nicknames |
Sargeant,
Brizz, Roo-sate, Rusate, Corporal, Sarge, 77, The
Seargant |
| Salute.
Look to the left, have you ever seen such a seargant?
Brian is definately like nobody I have ever met.
He never gets caught up in anything, he'll never
fight or whine or complain. He works hard, he plays
hard, and he just does well at everything he does.
He is one of the largest assets to pomperaug football
and he is sure to tear it up this season. He drives
a car with the liscense plates "Sarge 1"
- I mean, seriously it doesn't get any better than
that. He grew up as a troublemaker, in the principal's
office weekly for such things as shaving OT-PT into
the back of his head, and things of that nature.
As time progressed, he grew, he became stronger,
smarter, faster, and his humor remained. I've known
him since 3rd grade and I don't think I've ever
met anyone quite like him. A good man to have around
to go to Little Caesers or defend you in a fight
just the same. Brian is definately one of the most
respected people I know. |
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| Keywords |
Passing
Out, Woodchipper, Murder |
| Nicknames |
Mac,
Bestest Bud |
| Annie
is one of those people that has changed a whoooole
lot. Once enemies, Annie and myself used to engage
in weekly fights over me being fat and her being
slim. What ended up being an almost 8 year fued
turned out for the better. Once Finny fell in love
with her I decided to turn the tables and make an
attempt for friendship. After we threw the insults
into the woodchipper, Annie and I definately felt
right as friends versus enemies. To this day, we
engage in intellectual conversations about who we
would throw in a woodchipper if we only had the
chance. Neither one of us being murderers in the
right mind, but simply making humor out of long-shot
events. I'm glad the fued is over and I'm happy
to have her as MY BEST BUD, EVER. |
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| Keywords |
Frogs,
Clogs, Afabulous |
| Nicknames |
Afab's
Love Toy, Meg, Meggie O, Clogvs, Frogv, Bobvs, Big
Bobvs, Frogv Crushing Clogvs |
| Meghan
is awesome. Since 1st grade I've been really close
with Meghan. I've seen Meghan go from 1st grade
with the giant glasses, to now, where shes quite
the hot little number. The three things about Meghan
that people seem to love are her smile, her laugh,
and her amazing sense of humor. In 2nd grade, Meghan
and I were painting in Mrs. Bass' class towards
the back of the room. Very bored, I began to stop
caring about my painting. Meghan laughed as I flung
paint all over the desks with carelessness. Her
laugh was intriguing and I needed for it to continue,
I kept making gigantic strokes of the brush and
splattering paint over everything. About 5 minutes
later, Mrs. Bass screamed as loud as she could while
Meghan and I giggled in the back of the room. After
just 5 minutes, I had completely covered the front
of Meg's glasses, her forhead, her shirt, her neck,
her face, and the walls.... in blue paint. After
10 minutes of yelling, Meghan and I were still laughing
and I was in time-out. I don't think Meghan stopped
laughing until she got on the bus later that afternoon. |
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| Keywords |
Steamroller,
"Hey lets go get some chips.... in the car..." |
| Nicknames |
Jvan,
JHeiny, Jeffery |
| Formally
met Jeff for the first time this summer. I've always
known Jeff but never had a chance to hang out with
him. Since I met Jeff, I've experienced some of
the most humorous moments... ever. Whether we are
at Gainfield climbing the wall, or DOMINATING the
swings, pigging out in his kitchen, or getting slaughtered
in GT3, its always humorous. Jeff is just the type
of person that doesn't try to be funny, but you
can't stop laughing nonetheless. His basement rules,
his car is crazy, he is the man, and he's quite
the comedian. I look forward to the years of belly
laughs to come. Ahaha wait until you see him on
the swings, funniest sight, EVER. |
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| Keywords |
Indians,
Knowing People Are Stupid and Secretly Laughing
At Them |
| Nicknames |
CJM,
CJM Swain, Indian |
| CJM
is the funniest man alive. Simple as that. CJM will
know what I'm talking about when I say this... but
for all of you that were not in attendance... I'm
sitting on a desk and CJM is in a computer chair
across the room. A certain few pranksters were acting
like fools but didn't really understand how stupid
they looked. I fired a sharp glance at CJM and we
both read each others minds... our eyes told each
other what we were thinking, "what a bunch
of fruitcakes" - after 10 seconds of telepathic
comment transfer, we both erupted in laughter at
the expense of the two unnamed fools. I have never
laughed so hard in my life and I probably never
will. CJM is simply a short, slim, sack of humor
and I only wonder how I didn't pass out that night
because I laughed so much. |
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| Keywords |
Taking
3 Years to Get a Liscense, "Funny Kids Page",
Hollywood |
| Nicknames |
Lkoolz,
Hollywood, 2Hollywood4u, Hwood, BIZ-E-Sched |
| Lauren
Kulish.. what to say! Lauren is like a cheese pizza
with corn. Basically, you ask for a cheese pizza,
and it comes with corn on it. Corn obviously symbolizing
something you have never seen before (a person like
lauren!) and corn ALSO representing the corny jokes
she uses, (and the one I just used to write this.)
Lauren has to be the most outrageous person I have
ever met, always willing to laugh her socks off,
and put them back on - only to just laugh them off
again. Lauren is funny, outrageous, booked, and
always willing to make plans with you only to cancel
them so she can go to her movie premiere. She is
Hollywood times 5, she's always "blazin the
cell" and "bouncin'" to different
locations, only to 'bounce' back somewhere else
after she lands a new contract with her agent. Lauren
is a curly haired Puerto Rican with hip-hop roots
and a nack for rapping. She is a cool cat that loves
her life and school wouldn't be so interesting without
her. |
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| Keywords |
Subway,
Pee-Pool |
| Nicknames |
Kmarz
(who made that up?), Krazy Kristi |
| Kristi
is one of my newer friends, there are no stories
from second grade, and no jokes from elementary
school. However, Kristi has become a much better
friend since I really began to talk to her just
a few years ago. We attended the town pool almost
every day the past few summers, along with our friend
Daniel. The trips to Subway and trademark "Pee-Hugs"
we're some of the best summer moments of the past.
Kristi is a good friend and she's one of the only
people I know that actually enjoys swimming in pee
(town pool). |
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| Keywords |
Parties,
Parties Raided By Police, Parties That Are Ruined
by Ryan Tansey |
| Nicknames |
Canada,
Kbeadz, PAX-channel-watcher |
| We
all know Kristen. Canadian, Skiier, Soccer Player,
muscle maniac, party animal, and just all around
maniac. Kristen has been known to push the envelope
from time to time, and just be a tad more crazy
than anyone else but we don't let it bother us.
Kristen is pretty much willing to do anything you
ask her so go ahead and give it a shot, I'm going
to ask for another party! (without Ryan Tansey and
the Five-O). Ahhhahaha she likes to watch the PAX
channel. |
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| Keywords |
Mike
Brooks, Older Guys, Spending Money, Spending Green,
Mike Brooks, Money, Making Plans With No Intent
To Fulfill Them |
| Nicknames |
Veiny
Josh, Make-Plans-Then-Not-Attend Girl |
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Emma has been around for a while and I've been her
friend since early middle school. Emma and I have
shared a large amount of laughs over the past 4
years or so. We always make fun of people like veiny
josh or random people that have tried to dominate
her, and when the jokes get old, new guys do the
same stuff, and we are presented with a load of
new material to make fun of. Emma is a party animal,
and shes fun to be around. She has a great sense
of humor and she's definately one of the best people
to tell jokes to because she will laugh until she
falls over. |
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| Keywords |
Sacred
Heart Church (Saturday Mass), Moneybags, Chamber
of Money to swim in |
| Nicknames |
The
light skinned black man with the blue suit and the
white shirt and the spanish decent with the khaki
pants and the 20 little girls |
| Sarah
is without a doubt the coolest cat in town. One
of the most laid back, entertaining, attractive,
humorous girls ever to live. It is a shame she is
going to Holy Cross because we all wish she was
around up at Drug-eraug High. Definately like no
other girl I know, Sarah knows how to keep it real
and not get caught up in stupid things other people
seem to revolve their lives around. She's trustworthy,
nice, and pretty much the perfect female being for
every girl to model their life around. If you don't
know her, meet her, you will enjoy yourself. Sarah
has a cool family as well, an interesting computer
obsessed brother, a comical older sister, and funny
parents. Her house is laced in gold and she drinks
water worth more than my life. But when it all comes
down to it, Sarah is awesome and I can't wait to
visit her house again. |
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| Keywords |
Lazy
Eyes, Running Stop Lights |
| Nicknames |
Jbelly,
Joe, Joe Bellyskloonclosclobconconvinch |
| Look
at that candid photo of Jbelly. Honestly, who doesn'nt
know Jbelly? Whether he is being called "Jbelly"
(which I made up), or slobbering on the morning
lunch table, Joe is a an interesting guy. He enjoys
pompfoot, getting bloody at Holiday Hill in 8th
grade and being a maniac. Joe really has no inner
voice, if you say "hey joe go scream 'ooogalllieee
boooogalieee' in that old lady's face," chances
are he will probably do it. Joe is a great supporter
of bnapoli.com and I'm very happy about that. To
close, I would just like to explain how insane Joe
is. On the school trip to Holiday Hill in 8th grade,
a 2-hand-touch football game with some Newtown kids
ended with Joe being escorted to the medic because
he had been hit so many times his nose was bleeding
all over his shirt and he wanted to keep playing. |
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| Keywords |
Getting
Caught Outside at 2 AM |
| Nicknames |
Danielle,
rekaniiiiiiiize |
| Over
the past 2 years, my opinions of Danielle have changed
drastically. Danielle and I have been good friends
for a pretty long time, and we've shared our share
of fun moments (like when we drove over her lawn
a few weeks ago). Sometimes I don't agree with some
of the things Danielle does, but the only reason
I ever get angry at her is because I want her to
stay cool. At times, I've considered Danielle just
another typical girl, but recently I realized that
when other people changed drastically and began
treating others like nothing, Danielle stuck around.
She has always been more straight edge and respectful
then others, and I have a great deal of respect
for her because of that. The thing about Danielle
is that she won't straight forward disrespect you,
she will give anyone the time of day, because thats
the type of girl she is, and I hope she stays that
way. |
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| Keywords |
Tennessee,
Craaaaaaazzzzzyyy Clubbbbbbbbs, Chicken Patties<3 |
| Nicknames |
Hshaps,
ChickenPattie's Date |
| This
young lady came to Pomperaug just last year, her
humble beginnings on the streets of Memphis were
ruined by the harsh concrete jungle known as Connecticut.
If you don't recognize her, she has been seen recently
on the arms of local hotties Chicken Patty and Mike
Burnett. Though she appears to be a social butterfly,
she recently realized that she hates everyone just
like I do, and under my supervision, she changed
from friendly southern teen... to... angry CT firecracker
- and I think its EXCELLENT. |
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| Keywords |
Craaaaaaazzzzzyyy
Clubbbbbbbbs, Picnics, Throwing
Up hahaaaahah |
| Nicknames |
KelBelBabe4 |
| For
all those who don't know Kelly, she watches the
Disney Channel, thinks the kid from the movie "The
Sandlot" is really hot, and is occasionally
referred to as a "log" from some of her
closest peers. I've been friends with Kelly since
7th grade, and shes not like most people - its kind
of hard to explain you just need to know her. She
is currently employed at Friendly's in Southbury,
so stop by and maybe she'll give you some free ice
cream. |
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| Keywords |
The
Ted Man |
| Nicknames |
The
Ted Man, Tvargz, Teddy V, My N*gga Ted, Yo It's
That N*gga Ted |
| The
Ted Man is quite the smooth pimp. Ted is the type
of guy that will roll up at a party completely dressed
in white, with a white hat, and say something like,
"ladies, WHO WANTS A PIECE OF THE TED MAN?"
(Emma Huebenthal's Birthday Party). Teddy V plays
bball, works the chicks, eats pizza and thugs out.
Though Ted can be seen joining forces with me against
certain lunch table tyrants with the silent treatment,
he always has time to worship the fine women in
the place. Though Ted is a 24/7 pimp, he's probably
the funniest cat on the streets of sby. |
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| Keywords |
Greek,
Greek Festivities, My Big Fat Greek Hairstyle, Zeus,
Chia Accessories |
| Nicknames |
Greek,
Big Stace, Big Stace9127777, Big Little Stace, Greek-Stace,
Chia, Ch-ch-ch-stacey, Hatzejequeefus, El greco
grande stace, Click
HERE! |
| He's
Greek. He's crazy. He enjoys pizza. He's technically
still a freshman. He's out of his mind. His hair
used to look like a chia pet. He used to be a goon.
He used to. Now he's the man. Now he's the Big Stace.
He is big stace. Don't let the name fool you, he
is 100% male. He is 100% big stace. He is Greek.
HE IS... El Greco Grande Largo Stace Noventa-Doce-Setenta-Siete.
Ahhahah look at his picture! |
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| Keywords |
Guitar,
Hardcore Music, Musical Critic, Buffy The Vampire
Slayer, WB11, Vocals |
| Nicknames |
Flameprincess,
CLICK
HERE! |
| Jen
is a really interesting girl to talk about because
she's not in the same category as most people on
this page. Jen may not be seen at the same parties
some of us go to, or the same places and concerts,
but she is definately cool in her own right. Some
may look at Jen on this page and wonder why she
is here, but the reason is because shes a pretty
good friend of mine, even more so than some others
on here. Jen plays the guitar, started her own website,
joined a band, and loves music. Shes great to talk
to because she never gets caught up in the same
things that other girls do. She won't whine, she
won't complain, she won't cry to me about a stud
she likes and can't convince to date her (because
she never has a problem with guys.) Others may look
at Jen on this page and say, "wow, she looks
pretty good in that picture" and I definately
agree, so drop her an IM and see what I'm talking
about. AIM - Flameprincess1 |
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| Keywords |
Tomscan.com,
Hot Pockets, HPizzies |
| Nicknames |
Tgoodz,
Slizzies, Hpizzies @ Tslizzies for Historizzies
with Mkizzies and the blackizzy catizzy in the hallwizzy,
Tommy Goodness |
Tslizzies
is my English secret, he has always been around
to assist me with school and eat some hpizzies
with mkizzies. Everybody knows who Tom is and
everybody knows that Tom is simply a round mound
of Tgoodies. Tslizzies enjizzies eating hpizzies
with me and mkizzies in his kitchenizzy with agoodizzies
and the black cizzy in his dark hizzy with rgoodies
running aroundizzy not knowizzy-ing mkizzies and
he always says "hey bnizzies, hello... there....buddy"
to mkizzies. Do Tom a favor and visit www.tomscan.com
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| Keywords |
Muscles,
Murder, Football, Being Good at Every Sport, Muscles,
Strength, Muscles |
| Nicknames |
Mkizzies,
Hpizzies @ Tslizzies, Muscle, Text-Book, 51, Lunatic,
Celtic Legend |
| MKIZZIEEEEESSSSSSSS,
can you believe I got a picture of Mike other than
a half naked muscular black man? Without Kayleigh's
help I would have just had Mike's photo be this
muscle building black guy from Kenya that I found
on Google.com. Anyways, Mike is an animal. Bald
head, he runs the 40 in less than 5 seconds, he
starts varsity defense, and he dominates the books.
Mike is the perfect human, after a mishap in 8th
grade, he really squared his life away and became
perfect. He works, loves his girl, kills people
on the field, and still has time for a piping hot
hpizzy when Tom and I are around. |
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| Keywords |
Brett's
2nd Cousin, Apples, Family Trees |
| Nicknames |
Brett's
2nd Cousin, Rachy, Apple That Fell From The Family
Tree |
| Rachel
is CLEARLY family, you can tell from the picture
that she has the family looks. She is my second
cousin, and our great great grandmother Pietrantonio
is the link. In fourth grade while being dropped
off to Mr. Santoro's class early, my mom and I were
looking at the family tree's that were hung up in
the hallway. Rachel and I had the same great great
Grandmother! She was without a doubt the apple that
fell from the family tree. She's obv the best cousin
ever and we share tons of good times as cousins.
I'm glad to have her as my cuz. |
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| Keywords |
Mike
Kielt, Michael Kielt, Michael James Kielt, M.J.K.,
Mr. Kielt, M. Kielt |
| Nicknames |
MK's
GF, Mrs. Kielt |
| Kayleigh!
Its been sooooooo long since I've had the chance
to chat it up with Kayleigh but just a week ago
I finally had a chance.. and it was tubular. She
gave me a picture of Mike and Britney to use for
the site and I am very grateful! Kayleigh probably
the nicest person ever, along with Britney, and
I don't think I've heard either of them speak an
angry word. Either way, Kayleigh has been around
for the good times, like in STC freshman year when
that fat moose of a hog was yapping her trap and
Kayleigh was always poking fun at her with me. |
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| Keywords |
Gumdrops,
Nate's GF |
| Nicknames |
BGums,
Bgumdrops, B-canIhavesomegum, Bgummies, B..rushing-is-good-for-your-GUMS |
| Bgums
is quite the cool cat, our conversations at all
hours of the night have been quite humorous over
the past few years. It will be 2 o'clock in the
morning, and we'll both be online typing history
garbage. My printer will explode and Britney is
the person I complain about it to. My printer was
folding the paper up like an accordion and Britney
found it humorous. I was enraged, and she poked
fun. Quite possibly the smartest person alive, this
cat is always helpful with school, but ready to
poke fun at all hours of the night. |
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